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The search for spam......
Posted: Tue May 15, 2001 3:00 pm
by Flagg
Act 1. Scene 1.
It was a dark and rainy night, when suddenly everyone heard a voice cry out...
"I have lost my spam......
Posted: Tue May 15, 2001 3:05 pm
by T'lainya
Everyone listening shivered..How could this be?
Posted: Tue May 15, 2001 3:09 pm
by Kayless
I am Weasel and my spam was stolen by...
Posted: Tue May 15, 2001 3:14 pm
by Flagg
Posted: Tue May 15, 2001 3:16 pm
by cheesemage
a foul creature bent on the capturing of spam,
weasel wandered in a local tavern to seek help......
[ 05-15-2001: Message edited by: cheesemage ]
[ 05-15-2001: Message edited by: cheesemage ]
Posted: Tue May 15, 2001 4:13 pm
by KidD01
Weasel walks like a drunk person, his clothes were torn apart more over his eyes searching wildly. Another seconds later an eerie scream comes out his dry mouth.........
Posted: Tue May 15, 2001 6:42 pm
by Kayless
I’VE GOT THE ICE IN ME!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! GOD IS CRUSHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2001 7:56 pm
by Anatres
Excuse me. But could I have some eggs with that spam? Oh, and some eggs too.
Posted: Tue May 15, 2001 8:00 pm
by Kayless
Weasel then abruptly passes out, collapsing on a table and spilling beer all over Flagg, ruining his flirting with the women gathered around tavern...
Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 5:41 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
and having the women chasing Flagg out.
Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 5:46 pm
by cheesemage
weasel staggers over to a group of spammers and pleads "........
Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:32 pm
by Kayless
“You must help me recover my spam from the Spam Monster!”
Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:40 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
But alas the spammers refused to help...
Posted: Thu May 17, 2001 6:26 am
by Georgi
...except for one. A mysterious spammer in the shadows in the corner. He threw back his hood melodramatically. It was....
Posted: Thu May 17, 2001 7:09 am
by Kayless
Posted: Thu May 17, 2001 7:09 am
by Brink
......Slyweasel,the long lost twin of Weasel
........
Posted: Thu May 17, 2001 3:49 pm
by cheesemage
It was cheesemage,
auctally it was Buck Satan
Posted: Thu May 17, 2001 7:44 pm
by Kayless
In actuality, it was in fact the shaping changing Spam Monster himself, torturing Weasel and messing with his mind. Seeing his anguished look, the Spam Monster said to Weasel...
[ 05-17-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 4:50 am
by Mr Sleep
Do not dispair for i will teach you the arts once again
(if only my connection was up and i had less work to do
)
Posted: Fri May 18, 2001 5:44 am
by Edwin
Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>In actuality, it was in fact the shaping changing Spam Monster himself, torturing Weasel and messing with his mind. Seeing his anguished look, the Spam Monster said to Weasel...
[ 05-17-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]</STRONG>
"Weasel, Master of Spamming, i have stolen your incredibly powerful ability.....Now you need a group of fools could venture to take it back!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"
But all of a sudden, from out of nowhere, the mighty Edwin came out. "I seek venture.....finally i found a meaning to all my questions, and i know what's good!!!! I want to take back Weasel spamming ability....I know it's a difficult task, but I'm sure i'll find some proud companions....."