And so it was written

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 4:11 pm

Ok, we'll start with a single sentence. Each person can change any two letters in the sentence into any other two letters (or the same letter), slowly morphing the sentence. Two points (per word )will be awarded for making words that make sense. Extra points will be awarded for wit. Bullets will be awarded for spam.

Here is the sentence:

"And now Ares the slashing god of war has swirled their dark blood in Scamander's deep clear stream and their souls have drifted down to the House of Death."

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 4:18 pm

And now Ares the slashing god of war has swirled their dork brood in Scamander's deep clear stream and their souls have drifted down to the House of Death

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 4:22 pm

- Scorecard -

Waverly: 4 points for word construction, 10 points for wit

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 4:39 pm

And now Ares the flashing god of war has twirled their dork brood in Scamander's deep clear stream and their souls have drifted down to the House of Death

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 6:25 pm

And now Ares the flashing god of war has twisted their dork brood in Scamander's deep clear stream and their souls have drifted down to the House of Death

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 6:28 pm

And now Ares the clashing god of war has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear stream and their souls have drifted down to the House of Death

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 7:35 pm

And now Ares the clashing dog of war has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear stream and their souls have drifted down to the House of Death.

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 8:29 pm

And now Arse the clashing dog of war has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear stream and their souls have drifted down to the House of Death.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 9:01 pm

And now Arse the clashing dog of wit has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear stream and their souls have drifted down to the House of Death.

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 9:05 pm

And now Arse the clashing dog of wit has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear stream and their souls have drifted down to the House of Darth.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 9:10 pm

And now Arse the clashing dog of wit has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear stream and their tools have drifted down to the House of Darth.

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 9:17 pm

And how Arse the clashing dog of wit has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear scream and their tools have drifted down to the House of Darth.

Do you ever get the feeling that we are all just test subjects in PuffinStuffer's latest experiment?

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: Saigo ]

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 9:30 pm

And how Arse the trashing dog of wit has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear scream and their tools have drifted down to the House of Darth.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 10:21 pm

And how Arse the trashing dog of wit has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear scream and their fools have drifted down to the Horse of Darth.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 11:15 pm

And how Arse the trashing hog of pit has twisted their dork brood on Scamander's deep clear scream and their fools have drifted down to the Horse of Darth

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 11:58 pm

And how Arse the trashing hog of pit has twisted their pork blood on Scamander's deep clear scream and their fools have drifted down to the Horse of Darth

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 12:18 am

- SCORECARD -

Waverly: 4 points for word construction, 10 points for wit (14)

Saigo: 10 points for word construction, 18 points for wit (28)

Weasel: 2 points for word construction, 4 points for wit (6)

Gwalchai: 8 points for word construction, 10 points for wit (18)

Kid###: 2 points for word construction, 3 points for wit (5)

Brink: 4 points for word construction, 4 points for wit (8)

Thorin: 4 points for word construction, 4 points for wit (8)

fable: 4 points for word construction, 10 points for wit (14)

leedogg: 4 points for word construction, -5 points for wit* (-1)

Current Standings
Platinum: Saigo
Gold: Gwalchai
Silver: Tie - fable & Waverly

* Penalty invoked for changing a word *back* into what it was in the original sentence

[ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: Witch King ]

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 1:35 am

Come on now, I know there are others awake out there in SYM land...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 3:36 am

And how Arse the trashing hog of pit has twisted their pork blood on Spamander's deep clear scream and their fools have grifted down to the Horse of Darth

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 5:18 am

And how Arse the trashing hog of pot has twisted their pork brood on Spamander's deep clear scream and their fools have grifted down to the Horse of Darth