Hackmaster +12!

Gurt · Post by **Gurt** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 7:06 am

While using the talking 2h sword, I nearly wet myself laughing when in the middle of combat, it piped up:

"My brother is a Hackmaster +12"

Fantastic!

(For those not in the know, this refers to a comic strip called Knights of the Dinner Table about some PnP gamers)

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 7:18 am

LOL this 2h sword is kick a$$ funny!!
I spend so much time talking and listening to this sword I am too embarresed to tell.

"My last owner said I was sharp and eggey.......he was SUCH an a$$"

"lats kill someone rich and take all there money then we'll kill someone richer and take there money too hack and slash your way to fortune WOOHOO"

"Swing harder!"

"(sign)"

And his little story about how he want's to kill a dragon right now is also funny.

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 7:21 am

"And this is for Grandmother, who said I would never amount to anything better than a butter knife!"

"Let's kill .. eh .. that over there!"

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 7:21 am

ups spelling erows

I ment embarrassed

there=their

KN · Post by KN » Thu Jan 18, 2001 8:17 am

My favorite one is something like

"Lets see whats inside this one!"

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 8:32 am

Or this one. The spoken text in-game is

"Let's throw a coin in that fountain"

But the written text above the wielder is

"Oh, we've got a gusher!"

I wonder whether this is an error, but it sure is funny!

Kik'th Mutchath · Post by **Kik'th Mutchath** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 10:06 am

Oh I know! Isn't Lilarcur the greatest? Kind of a pain (An EXPENSIVE pain, in the case of the Kobolds) to get, but OH so worth it.

I spend most of my time waiting for him to talk!
"Well, you could always SHARPEN me a bit! I've got more nicks than a Rashmaar Ranger's head!" (Mean-but-funny reference to Minsc...

)

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"What _can_ be cured must be endured..."

Nighthawk · Post by **Nighthawk** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 11:42 am

I think I just got an idea for a character...

Stupid, CE or CN barbarian who actually listens to what the sword tells him to do...

Lilacor: Let's kill...uh...that over there!
PC: Uh, okay.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 4:27 pm

"since when did you care ,inless i was impaled in someones guts!"

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Craig lover of Onions,user of Hammers and player of RPG's across the world

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 6:19 pm

"Can we go kill something? No?..... What about now?"

He is full of funny coments, but thats not all he's full of... Good sword though.

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Courage is Bravery,
Bravery is Courage,
Children are Flamable