New game: Where's Ubik?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 7:31 am

Its like a XXX "Where's Waldo?" with plenty of fornication thrown in for laughs.

(thanks to EMINEM for the revival).

I'll start:

I saw a fake plastic deriere the other day and thought it might be Ubik

I saw a huge melon on a market stall and thought of Ubik

I saw a dirty old man in a mac following me along the street, rubbing his groin and grining. It *was* Ubik!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 7:32 am

This game could also be called "Ubi Ubik?"

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 7:47 am

I saw a creative use of lamposts and thought it might be Ubik

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 7:54 am

I saw a plucked pheasant and thought it might be Ubik

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 7:56 am

ROFLMAO

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 10:08 am

I saw a tranvestite Satan-worshipper appear on Larry King Live and thought it was Ubik.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 2:17 pm

Ubik is everywhere... He's the dirty-old man on the corner reading porn, the dirty old man that hangs around schools, the dirty old man who frequents strip clubs, and the clean guy who hangs around with Micheal Jackson!

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:05 pm

I saw Vale's(grunt

) mom and i thought it was Ubik.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:08 pm

Ubik is everywhere... He's the dirty-old man on the corner reading porn, the dirty old man that hangs around schools, the dirty old man who frequents strip clubs, and the clean guy who hangs around with Micheal Jackson!

You mean Ubik is my dad??!!???

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:10 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:

You mean Ubik is my dad??!!???

We got a Ubik Jr. on our hands.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:11 pm

I saw a teacher squatting and looking up girl's skirts and knew it was Ubik.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Oct 04, 2001 4:47 pm

Nah, that was just foul... Ubik was a lot less discrete about it!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Oct 08, 2001 8:03 am

You need not search far.Just check around to see how many clones he's got.AND don't ask where I,ve been.I wouldn't wish it on Ubik(not that he would survive with no female life around).By the way,things have changed "for the better"around here.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Oct 08, 2001 8:23 am

Where've you been, prison?

Ubik would *love* that.

I bent over for some soap and there was Ubik.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Oct 08, 2001 8:51 am

Hey,Gruntboy,that would have been a 25 star hotel.But you should know,or your Marines should:Brecon Heights and so on.As for Ubik,bending has some dangers that cannot be described,only felt.By the way thanks for the welcome.Never fear we'll find your soulmate,as for the other ubikians,where are they lurking?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Oct 08, 2001 1:40 pm

The ubikans are everywhere. They lurk in your bathroom in your underwear closet. they hide behind in the wall in your bathroom peakign at you while you take a shower.

don't ask me how i know this.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 12:47 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
The ubikans are everywhere. They lurk in your bathroom in your underwear closet. they hide behind in the wall in your bathroom peakign at you while you take a shower.

don't ask me how i know this.

So,the cloning machines have blown a fuse and the copies have some defects.But not to worry-we'll fix you.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 4:07 am

Yeah... those ubiks must be broken... The ones that I remember would be right there in the shower with you!

KillerKid · Post by **KillerKid** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 4:41 am

nah thats not ubiks style my bet is he hangs in on the top of the shower he gets an aeriel view

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Tue Oct 09, 2001 5:02 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
Yeah... those ubiks must be broken... The ones that I remember would be right there in the shower with you!

They have probably ended as silt somewhere in the oceans of the planet,going down the drain,a fate that awaits the unwary ubikians.