Life is........

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 8:37 am

...strenght???? (Jon Irenicus)
...life???? (song)
...what you make it (someone said this, i don't remember who....)
...?????

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 8:41 am

...a game.
...a magazine.
...a tolerable sentance for putting certain people out of your misery.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 9:54 am

a box of chocolates.

Lord Shield · Post by **Lord Shield** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 11:20 am

...the foreplay for death
...your punishment
...death itself (we move to life afterwards)
...yo momma

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 11:23 am

...precios

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 11:24 am

...an introspective yet extroverted confusion which revolves around the grisly and sometimes tempremental nature of homo saipiens and their obbsessions with puffins and sheep

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 11:41 am

In inglish?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 2:28 pm

...dream or illusion, and comes to an end in silence.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 2:39 pm

.... nothing without you.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 2:44 pm

...a good waste of time

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 3:14 pm

a minestrone - wrapped up in parmesan cheese...

Said who?

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 8:10 pm

Life is... like sex, it's a painstaking arduous task and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.

-- Naked Gun 2.5

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 8:14 pm

Naked Gun--the films that starred Leslie Nielsen, right? Very funny stuff. I wish they'd make another.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 8:22 pm

Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Naked Gun--the films that starred Leslie Nielsen, right? Very funny stuff. I wish they'd make another. </STRONG>

Three of my all time favourites!

"Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy pants!

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"The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg. Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts!"

"That's great, I've been dating too, nice girl, an author, she wrote the book on male sexual disfunction, you've probably read it!"

Jane: Oh frank, you never tried to understand.
Frank: How can you say that when I bought that million acres of brazillian rainforest then I had it slashed and burned so we could build our dream house!
Jane: Oh Frank, how could you be so insensitive!
Frank: Insensitive? You think it's easy displacing an entire tribe? You try it sometime!

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 10:19 pm

...anything that takes in nourishment and then poops out the leftovers.

...too short.(the rap song)

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 11:13 pm

I think my favorite moment in those Naked Gun films may be the one where Leslie Nielsen looks up Presley's dress as she moves something around in the attic:

"Nice beaver," he murmurs, appreciatively.

"Thanks," she replies. "I just got it stuffed."

Then, of course, she hands him down a stuffed beaver.

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 5:31 am

@Fable-san..Did you ever watch a US comedy movie called, "Schlock" ? It was and probably still is my favourite comedy of all time. Just too stupid for words. Also, have you ever seen any of the "Comic strip presents.." movies. You might like them.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 6:30 am

Unmitigated hell, when your are computer-less and need to roam the earth just to bum one hour to get your work done and talk to your online friends