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New improved goodbye form

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 6:17 am
by Waverly
I, ________, being the sensitive sort, am
1) leaving GB forever
2) taking an extended leave of absence
3) hanging myself with my shoelaces
4) being drama queen
Because I can no longer put up with
1) constant ridicule
2) members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me
3) annoying smilies
4) biting sarcasm
I am telling you all this so that
1) you may feel damn guilty about what you have done
2) you will showering me with the attention and affection that I crave
3) (…well I have no idea why am telling you this)
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
Don’t you know that
1) I am so much smarter than all of you?
2) if you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say anything?
3) I have feelings too?
4) my god will smite you?
In closing, please know that
1) I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again
2) I have a camera pointed at your bedroom window
3) we can meet back here next week for ‘my goodbye’ part ____
4) I am going to that other board, _____, where they appreciate me.

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 6:19 am
by Minerva
ROFLMAO :D :D

Good work, Waverly. :D

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 6:20 am
by Mr Sleep
ROFLMAO :D

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 6:20 am
by Vivien
Rofl :) Very good work!!

You've still got it...not sure what 'it' is, but you still manage to make us laugh :)

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 6:24 am
by Mr Sleep
Funny that there is one name that applies to all of those, have a guess go on :)

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 6:24 am
by Weasel
<STRONG>I, Weasel, being the sensitive sort, am being drama queen. Because I can no longer put up with members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me. I am telling you all this so that(…well I have no idea why am telling you this)
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with
_/_Gruntboy
_/_Ubik
_/_Mr. Sleep
_/_Weasel
_/_Waverly
_/_Foul / Witchking

Don’t you know that I am not so much smarter than all of you?

In closing, please know that I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass and see any of you again.

</STRONG>

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 6:25 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Funny that there is one name that applies to all of those, have a guess go on :) </STRONG>
ROFL :D

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:03 am
by fable
LOL! I give it a 10. :)

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:04 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Funny that there is one name that applies to all of those, have a guess go on :) </STRONG>
If you speak his/her name, they will come... so sayeth Waverly the Seer. :D

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:10 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>
If you speak his/her name, they will come... so sayeth Waverly the Seer. :D </STRONG>
Image

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:11 am
by Brink
I, Brink, being the sensitive sort, am
3) hanging myself with my shoelaces
Because I can no longer put up with
5) myself
I am telling you all this so that
4) you can continue ignoring me
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
_/_Myself
Don’t you know that
5) I have nothing better to do??
In closing, please know that
5) we can meet back here next week when I'm done hanging myself (oh wait,there won't be a 'next week' :rolleyes: )

:)

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:13 am
by Weasel
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:18 am
by Brink
@Weasel-Lil' Weasel reporting for duty sir :cool: :cool: :)

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:22 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>@Weasel-Lil' Weasel reporting for duty sir :cool: :cool: :) </STRONG>
Image Weekend is almost here. Time to spam. :D

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:24 am
by Mr Sleep
Roger on the spamming sir!

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:26 am
by Vehemence
"This is Ghost rider, requesting a spam by."

"Negative ghostrider, the patern is full."

:D

HERE COMES SPAM!!! :D :D :cool:

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:28 am
by Brink
@Weasel-Lil' Weasel copies.Beginning spam assault :) :D :D

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:30 am
by Vehemence
"AAAAAAAARRRRHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm in a SPAM wash!!! I've lost control!!! We're going down...."

Eject mail man, eject!!! :D :D

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:30 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Roger on the spamming sir!</STRONG>
This is not a Happy Spam Day :eek:

It messes with my emotions. :D

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:34 am
by Mr Sleep
:D