New improved goodbye form
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 6:17 am
I, ________, being the sensitive sort, am
1) leaving GB forever
2) taking an extended leave of absence
3) hanging myself with my shoelaces
4) being drama queen
Because I can no longer put up with
1) constant ridicule
2) members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me
3) annoying smilies
4) biting sarcasm
I am telling you all this so that
1) you may feel damn guilty about what you have done
2) you will showering me with the attention and affection that I crave
3) (…well I have no idea why am telling you this)
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
Don’t you know that
1) I am so much smarter than all of you?
2) if you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say anything?
3) I have feelings too?
4) my god will smite you?
In closing, please know that
1) I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again
2) I have a camera pointed at your bedroom window
3) we can meet back here next week for ‘my goodbye’ part ____
4) I am going to that other board, _____, where they appreciate me.
[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
1) leaving GB forever
2) taking an extended leave of absence
3) hanging myself with my shoelaces
4) being drama queen
Because I can no longer put up with
1) constant ridicule
2) members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me
3) annoying smilies
4) biting sarcasm
I am telling you all this so that
1) you may feel damn guilty about what you have done
2) you will showering me with the attention and affection that I crave
3) (…well I have no idea why am telling you this)
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
Don’t you know that
1) I am so much smarter than all of you?
2) if you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say anything?
3) I have feelings too?
4) my god will smite you?
In closing, please know that
1) I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again
2) I have a camera pointed at your bedroom window
3) we can meet back here next week for ‘my goodbye’ part ____
4) I am going to that other board, _____, where they appreciate me.
[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]