Don't the canadian police know that your supposed to put their fingers in a glass of water and make them pee their pants
(Sorry this post was the compromise that allowed me to contain myself 1 not spam fables thread 2 and possibly avoid a warning and/or ban from the moderators 3 )
Ok now you make a suggestion for an amusing law enforcement practice to torture sleeping people :speech:
Right Speech has four aspects: 1. Not lying, but speaking the truth, 2. Avoiding rude and coarse words, but using gentle speech beneficial to the listener, 3. Not slandering, but promoting friendliness and unity, 4. Avoiding frivolous speech, but saying only what is appropriate and beneficial.
Ways to torture sleeping people...Like paint "I love boys" on them if they are male (Hint if they are over the age of 30 print "I am a dirty old man...I like 15 year old girls")
Did I exhaust ALL the possibilities yet.....?
Don't go to sleep around Claudius...he might not have a tazer but he'll burn you down
You could also dig a moat around them filled with sharks:mischief:
Right Speech has four aspects: 1. Not lying, but speaking the truth, 2. Avoiding rude and coarse words, but using gentle speech beneficial to the listener, 3. Not slandering, but promoting friendliness and unity, 4. Avoiding frivolous speech, but saying only what is appropriate and beneficial.
