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The proper way to torture a sleeping person is not a taser (spam section)

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:27 pm
by Claudius
Don't the canadian police know that your supposed to put their fingers in a glass of water and make them pee their pants :D

(Sorry this post was the compromise that allowed me to contain myself 1 not spam fables thread 2 and possibly avoid a warning and/or ban from the moderators 3 :D )

Ok now you make a suggestion for an amusing law enforcement practice to torture sleeping people :speech:

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:48 pm
by Argonian Thief
Wha-What?

Remind me what I'm supposed to post. . . ? :confused:

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:35 pm
by Claudius
Ways to torture sleeping people...Like paint "I love boys" on them if they are male :) (Hint if they are over the age of 30 print "I am a dirty old man...I like 15 year old girls")

Did I exhaust ALL the possibilities yet.....?

Don't go to sleep around Claudius...he might not have a tazer but he'll burn you down :mad:

You could also dig a moat around them filled with sharks:mischief: