With a *poof*... he's back!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 8:42 am

*Zavwong* Mini Grunt appears in Waverly's pack.

"Let's see, nude photos of Russell Crowe, ladies underwear, purple pills, ah! This is new. An oddly shaped Zuchinni and a pink feather boa labelled 'tickling tool'. Eek!"

*Mabling* Mini Grunt teleports into Flagg's trouser pocket.

"Now for some rummaging! 101 worst pick up lines, ribbed for her pleasure, tickets for the opera? Oooh, this guy is smooth. In fact, the aftershave is overpowering me."

*Kerplonk* Brink fails to notice as Lil' Grunt lands in his waste basket.

"Eeeeew! Kleenex, bongo magazines and a multi-coloured spinning bow-tie?!"

*Shadoof* On the final part of his Odyssey, Mini Grunt peeks out from behind Weasel's cravatte.

"Oh dear, a switchblade, poison, schizo pills, flaps of hairy human skin and a copy of 'Sense and Sensibility'. May God have mercy on our souls."

*Jajinga*

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 8:45 am

Umm... Grunt are you ok?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 8:49 am

@Vicsun, someone has to tell us of the exploits of mini-grunt

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 11:14 am

ROFLMAOPSYKM

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 12:15 pm

Good Lord! What insights into these people!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 12:20 pm

Grunt, I would have a word with you.....

Perhaps you could uh, lend me your ear?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 12:56 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
@Vicsun, someone has to tell us of the exploits of mini-grunt

I don't know if anyojne has the time, or is sane enough...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 1:32 pm

**lurks**

waiting for grunt to respond to Bloodstalker

**tosses the bottle to Bloodstalker**
**lurking**

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 1:52 pm

*Rinses Minigrunt off and puts him away underneath the socks in Lainy’s top dresser drawer next to her Eric Estrada fan book.*

Your nocturnal exertions have left you delirious, little guy. Keep your chin up.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 2:20 pm

Drinks deeply from the bottle, confident that Ned is ready to pounce.

Sits in the middle of the room, awaiting a response from Grunt.

Pulls out stacks of porn magazines, not playboy or such, but the truly vile and disgusting type, places them on a nearby table, and awaits Grunt's appearance.

Foul Dwimmerlaik · Post by **Foul Dwimmerlaik** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 2:22 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Pulls out stacks of porn magazines... places them on a nearby table and awaits Grunt's appearance.

Hm, ok. You've pulled out a bunch of porn to "prepare" yourself for Gruntboy to arrive? Does anybody find this absolutely disgusting?

*cringes*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 2:25 pm

Pardon me? were you speaking to me? I am sorry, I was busy ogling page 32 of the March 2000 issue.

Points to Ned.....besides, he's the brains of this operation.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 2:25 pm

Originally posted by Foul Dwimmerlaik:
Hm, ok. You've pulled out a bunch of porn to "prepare" yourself for Gruntboy to arrive? Does anybody find this absolutely disgusting?

*cringes*

I do...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 2:27 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Pardon me? were you speaking to me? I am sorry, I was busy ogling page 32 of the March 2000 issue.

Points to Ned.....besides, he's the brains of this operation.

Wow... If Ned's the brains, then you guys are screwed...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 2:27 pm

I should have known I was gonna get myself in trouble sooner or later......

Hears a voice in his mind...*Let's go BS, it's a glorious quest, think of the beer, the fame...*

drinks deeply from his beer, and wonders how the hell he is gonna explain THIS one.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 2:28 pm

then you guys are screwed...

No, That is why we brought McBane in.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 4:17 pm

ROFLMAOTIK The Legendary Mini Grunt has come back ! And He sure make lotsa mess !

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 4:34 pm

by Aegis
Wow... If Ned's the brains, then you guys are screwed...

I took you IQ test pal and if you want to keep your ears, I'd retract that innacurate remark. Perhaps you'd have a different standpoint if you were on the same road to fortune and glory as we are. Besides, we've got porn and a ton of booze. And, we got a lawyer...but he's nowhere to be found. Anyway, I'd say the brains of the operation is pretty well prepared.

Bloodstalker, your dissention has been noted. While it will not dock your pay, it will curtail your current supply of spirits.

It is my analysis that the grunt may not be coming back here. Blast and drat and stuff. Perhaps we'll have to take our search elsewhere. Oh, and remind me to castrate our attorney. Aegis, know anything about the law.

...*Let's go BS, it's a glorious quest, think of the beer, the fame...*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 4:48 pm

I am shamed at my fautering in our glorious quest Ned, methinks I had bad beer and was in a bad mood because of it.

Makes mental note to remind Ned of the attorny' fate.

I agrree, I think our prey has been tipped off, and has abandoned this establishment. Let us proceed to the trail!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 4:48 pm

When I first read the topic....my thoughts ran to nightmares...Omar and probes...Ubik and Marines...even the worst..Foul and Puffins...but to the horror of horrors appears Minigrunt

Originally posted by Gruntboy:


*Shadoof* On the final part of his Odyssey, Mini Grunt peeks out from behind Weasel's cravatte.

"Oh dear, a switchblade, poison, schizo pills, flaps of hairy human skin and a copy of 'Sense and Sensibility'. May God have mercy on our souls."

*Jajinga*

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With a poof... he's back!

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