The final poll - this is IT

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:02 pm

This is the poll to end all polls. The ultimate poll. A "pollum ultimatum", as to say. This is the head cheese. The big chief. The numero Uno.

Spammer of the month award

The nominees:

Weasel (or Slyweasel, or leedog or anything you can imagine). He is the master of spam, he has given the word spamming a new meaning.

Gruntboy (or Le Grunt, the doll-loving Drag Queen). A new dimension of filth'n'spam, great wit, really aggresive attitude - a spam artist all the way.

Waverly-Chrissy (you can't vote the one without the other, they post together all the time) They dominate this forum having together more than 2000 posts!!! Plus they are the proud founders of RendezvousBanshee

Ubik (the NecroMANCER!!! a loyal husband and dedicated professional) He is me and that's it!

Melosh tar (as a son he is really dissapointing but as a spammer he has great abilities and loves story-telling) He is a great add-on spammer, keeps a low profile and spams all the way through it.

Minerva (or Athina Pallas) She is the new kid (well, girl) in town, a very potential spammer, has a sence of humor and seems like a rapidly developing candidate.

These are your nominees. Vote people, vote! AND no spamming in this poll, please

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:06 pm

Oh you're really sick uncle Ubik...

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:09 pm

Am I?

Well, if you say so... still,you HAVE to vote, ok?

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:13 pm

Really nothing to argue about.........Weasel of course.....miles in front of second placed Le Grunt a.k.a Gruntboy......

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:13 pm

I don't HAVE to vote, I'm a nominee... well at least half of one right? LOL Nominee's aren't allowed to vote... So now you've picked up all the people (read spammers) that would answer to this poll and disqualified them from voting...

silly bugger...

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:16 pm

@Chrissy: No, silly, you CAN vote as a nominee (at least in this poll). Don't you vote in elections when you are a candidate? Ofcourse you do. So vote here too!

@Melosh tar: You are about to be spanked, young man... Selma who? Never heard of her

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:21 pm

They just taught me to always take your right to vote at school (because if you don't you give away POWER...) but I don't want to vote... Such a moral dilemma (ah yes, morals and ethics our current discussion topic at school... LOL)

I'm gonna think this over for a while... Wait a minute Melosh, did you just vote for me? Why?
LOL

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:24 pm

Dark hair? Big Boo...???

What Boo, the one with Minsc ???

Or big boobies? Nope, never heard of her

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik

[This message has been edited by Ubik (edited 02-12-2001).]

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:27 pm

Melosh: Thank you so much... you really hate me don't you?

Now should I take this as a compliment or an insult... please do tell...

(You do realise you just voted for Waverly too don't you?)

[This message has been edited by Chrissy (edited 02-12-2001).]

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:33 pm

So I guess you call this a compliment... But now change your vote... You've voted for the guy that physicly abuses you... (note: I did not say sexually... okay, I want everybody to realise that

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:37 pm

LOL this is inspired sickness, Ubik. So I don't even get my own ballot, eh? I personally think Chrissy deserves it, but I don't want to vote for myself.

I give my vote to the ommi-spammer: Weasel.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:39 pm

WHY do I deserve it? What did I do to you people? An award... yes, the ultimate proof that I have no life...
*sigh*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:43 pm

@All bear witness to this: This is a life leason from old Doc Waverly...

Pay a girl a compliment and get flack in return

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:46 pm

My vote goes to the Weasel of us all! Weasel! his spam is by far the best spam, even though a little slow lately. Heres to another 1000 spaming posts!

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The makr of all things pointless!

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:47 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
LOL this is inspired sickness, Ubik. I give my vote to the ommi-spammer: Weasel.

I am flattered here... inspired sickness

I should put that in my CV ROTFLMAO

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Inspired... in a twisted way...

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 3:48 pm

I vote for Flagg.