The Die has been cast!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 6:09 am

Originally quoted by Waverly in Minerva's Au voir(sp?) thread:
Weasel shall be the first to feel my malevolent wrath.

Weasel's reply:
Code Red!!!

Forward and take no prisoners COMM!!!!

With utmost respect to the Wise Goddess, I'd rather bring the upcoming War over here.

Brethren, you heard our Exalted Leader's call to battle.

Let's go.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 10:37 am

I assume from the substantial outpouring of support in this thread that I can claim de facto victory? Very good. Macaroni, you may now commence whimpering and groveling.

Weasel, the inanity of your supporters reflects very poorly on their leader. You are once again vanquished.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 10:52 am

"It's over already?"

*From the sidelines on a red and white checkered blanket, Viv begins putting away her cheese and fruit trays in disappointment.*

"Yshania said she was going to bring the wine too."

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 10:57 am

*marches triumphantly over to Viv's blanket*

Hey, this thing is rather comfy.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 11:05 am

*hides the bottle of wine from Waverly*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 11:08 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
*marches triumphantly over to Viv's blanket*

Hey, this thing is rather comfy.

Yes, it's multipurpose

*With a smile at Waverly and Yshania, Viv takes the strawberries, grapes and kiwi's out again, and places the cheese tray next to the empty glasses just waiting for wine. She passes her glass to Yshania, happy that she was not left alone with Waverly, as her reputation would then be tarnished*

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Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 11:13 am

Waverly,
And, as to winning, doesn't your opponent, Weasel have to actually be present for the fight to be counted?

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 11:16 am

Don’t worry, Y. It is my preference that you and Viv drink all the wine. No need to hide it from me.

Hey, this blanket is not only comfy, but big enough for 3. I know a game we can play with those strawberries and some cream.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 11:20 am

*grins and pulls out the bottle*

Posted by Waverly -
Hey, this blanket is not only comfy, but big enough for 3. I know a game we can play with those strawberries and some cream.

you're not another Wimbledon fan are you?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 11:29 am

I shall help the war!Attack the COMM!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 11:37 am

Leave it to Viv and Ysh to turn a battle ground into a picnic! Well done!

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 11:41 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
I assume from the substantial outpouring of support in this thread that I can claim de facto victory? Very good. Macaroni, you may now commence whimpering and groveling.

Weasel, the inanity of your supporters reflects very poorly on their leader. You are once again vanquished.

Yo, Wankerly. I think your victory celebrations are premature. I find your attempts to unseat Weasel from his hard-won and well-earned position of authority on this board pathetic. I find you pathetic. You may show some glimmer of intelligence at this point by crawling back down that cess-hole you came from and cavorting with your only true friends: the three-legged dogs and the black pig of destruction. Or, failing to take the smart way out, you may certainly attempt a hostile take-over of this board. You will find your allies few and feckless, and you will be vanquished by Weasel and company in such a fashion which I am sure you will find most embarrassing and unpleasant.

I have not the time nor the inclination to take any further notice of you today. You are a worm in the mud beneath my boot heel – what reason for concern? However, if you continue to rant in such manner as you have for the past days, I and the rest of Weasel’s loyal cadre shall duly remind you of your proper place.

That is all.

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Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 11:57 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Leave it to Viv and Ysh to turn a battle ground into a picnic! Well done!

Thanks

I keep waiting for heroics so I can cheer, but I'm not sure if that'll happen. So long as no blood gets on my blanket, we're good

*Helps herself to some of Ysh's wine*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 12:01 pm

Who invited Poindexter to our little picnic? Unless you are here with video equipment, you are going to spoil the mood.

I don’t need or want Weasel’s followers. He may have them for all they are worth. You among them. The last time I saw a person run around as self appointed leader of a pack of teenage boys, he got 10 to 20.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 12:36 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Who invited Poindexter to our little picnic? Unless you are here with video equipment, you are going to spoil the mood.

I don’t need or want Weasel’s followers. He may have them for all they are worth. You among them. The last time I saw a person run around as self appointed leader of a pack of teenage boys, he got 10 to 20.

Thats it, I've heard enough!

Draw your fish and duel. I have no need for guns and you are probably not man enough to fight without them.

DEATH TO THE UNBELIEVERS!!!!!

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 12:44 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Who invited Poindexter to our little picnic? Unless you are here with video equipment, you are going to spoil the mood.

I don’t need or want Weasel’s followers. He may have them for all they are worth. You among them. The last time I saw a person run around as self appointed leader of a pack of teenage boys, he got 10 to 20.

Pretty weak, Wankerley. You'll have to do better than that to impress the ladies. If, indeed, that is your goal here. You would do better to save face and make your excuses now.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 12:46 pm

*looks over to Waverly lounging on the blanket, and wonders if he thinks he can take on the entire board.*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 12:59 pm

I judge from your location (Pennsyltucky) and your language, Knobby, that your parents were related. I feel badly for you and I will continue to refrain from flaming you.
That is all.

der Munch: Excuses for what? It is my prerogative to punish Weasel, my ancient enemy, just as have done in the past. That you take this so very personally may well end up a matter of public record in his ‘endangering the welfare of cyber-kiddies with large cucumbers’ trial.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 1:02 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
[QB]I judge from your location (Pennsyltucky) and your language, Knobby, that your parents were related. I feel badly for you and I will continue to refrain from flaming you.
That is all.[QB]

Are you speaking to me? I'm sorry, it's just that I can't hear your inaudible squeaks like a frightened little mouse. You make ashamed...

You will actually find that I'm English.

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 1:12 pm

*Ignoring Weasel’s harem to flirt with Viv*

Another glass of wine, mon amour? These strawberries are a little tart. If only there were some way to sweeten them.