Who is the Master?

Jo_b_1 · Post by **Jo_b_1** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:05 am

All right. I'm looking for the Master of Spam, the Sultan of Saying (alot of nothing), Greatest of the Gabbers! Who is it, and are they giving lessons? (I wanna take lessons from the greatest)

<Looks around to see who's gonna show>

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:33 am

That would be Craig.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:36 am

Moi? me? why me? really why?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:39 am

He doesn't give lessons. You follow the sayings in teh prespammers guide.

@craig: Now days nobody else spams except you.

@Mad: Ye don't know the spammaster? And you call yourself a member?

Just kidding.

[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: ThorinOakensfield ]

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:47 am

There is no spam-master.
We are all just a group of "ad hoc" spammers

Jo_b_1 · Post by **Jo_b_1** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:57 am

So in other words, what you are all telling me, is that you all are (except craig, who has been voted spam master) a bunch of "hacks"? Personally I don't buy it. Let's looks at this rationally. Here is my case:

1. fable posts most eloquently and with much rich and pertinant content, such that the reader does not know that have been spammed until it's too late. The sign of a master spammer.

2. Veh and Georgi...need I say more

3. Yes in fact I do. If you look at all the other topics, they are taking up well over half the content!

with there constant innuendos.

If I need to site more examples please let me know, and I will provide more. Here is my case. Therefore I will submit again, I wish to take lessons from the best. Who will teach? Who will take a disciple of the spam?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:12 am

The only way to learn the spam, is to become the spam... Let it flow through your veins, and emerage on screen. Once you have opened a pub or bar, then you have made your way to spammer.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:15 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
The only way to learn the spam, is to become the spam... Let it flow through your veins, and emerage on screen.

Be the spam *LOL* @ Aegis.

Why do I get an image of Aegis as Yoda in Star Wars.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:22 am

Gave you that idea what, Can't be he yoda, possibility slim seem

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:23 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Gave you that idea what, Can't be he yoda, possibility slim seem

*ROLF* @ Sleepy - good one

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:32 am

Um mid call the spam master weasel or brink with 7k/nearly 7k of posts

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:35 am

Originally posted by craig:
Um mid call the spam master weasel or brink with 7k/nearly 7k of posts

Both of them have over 7K

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:35 am

They only have 7k posts, if they truly believe they have 7k posts... Or if the little counter says so...

Other wise, they will've been perverted by the spam, and fight we must, if that day should ever come...

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:43 am

Dark spam lords Aegis is

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:47 am

Originally posted by Xandax:
Both of them have over 7K

Plus we must not forget to add Slyweasel

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:49 am

Ah yes... Sly is the Weasel that has a dual-alias. Tempting is his lure to that of the spam. Many have tried to be as, but none or as that of the Sly...

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:52 am

Originally posted by craig:
Um mid call the spam master weasel or brink with 7k/nearly 7k of posts

You see what I mean? Even when Craig has a meaning, you spend extra time trying to figure it out. Thus, Craig's messages have both an internal spam content (ISC) and a translative spam content(TSC). This can create a sense of culture shock in the reader that completely destroys all temporal awareness in the cerebral cortex. Truly, if anyone can lay claim to the title of Master Spammer, it is Craig.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:52 am

Well it is between Weasel and DP.....

Weasel had Sleazel who got well over 1000 add that to his 7000+ and you get 8000+

Dp has his 5000 (practically) and add that to Melosh and you get 8000+.

Now whether most of them are actually spam posts is anyones guess

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:55 am

The fable tells a tale of a spammer who is.Wise is the man with the name of a tale. Listen, and be warned. To not heed his words, those will relent to the spam...

The one is tired shall lend his hand and help the way. Though tired he may be, helpful, he's always. An Elder like me, but wiser as such...

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:57 am

Originally posted by fable:
You see what I mean? Even when Craig has a meaning, you spend extra time trying to figure it out. Thus, Craig's messages have both an internal spam content (ISC) and a translative spam content(TSC). This can create a sense of culture shock in the reader that completely destroys all temporal awareness in the cerebral cortex. Truly, if anyone can lay claim to the title of Master Spammer, it is Craig.

ISC and TSC *LOL*