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Who is the Master?
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:05 am
by Jo_b_1
All right. I'm looking for the Master of Spam, the Sultan of Saying (alot of nothing), Greatest of the Gabbers! Who is it, and are they giving lessons? (I wanna take lessons from the greatest)
<Looks around to see who's gonna show>
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:33 am
by fable
That would be Craig.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:36 am
by Craig
Moi? me? why me? really why?
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:39 am
by ThorinOakensfield
He doesn't give lessons. You follow the sayings in teh prespammers guide.
@craig: Now days nobody else spams except you.
@Mad: Ye don't know the spammaster? And you call yourself a member?
Just kidding.
[ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: ThorinOakensfield ]
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:47 am
by Xandax
There is no spam-master.
We are all just a group of "ad hoc" spammers
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:57 am
by Jo_b_1
So in other words, what you are all telling me, is that you all are (except craig, who has been voted spam master) a bunch of "hacks"? Personally I don't buy it. Let's looks at this rationally. Here is my case:
1. fable posts most eloquently and with much rich and pertinant content, such that the reader does not know that have been spammed until it's too late. The sign of a master spammer.
2. Veh and Georgi...need I say more
3. Yes in fact I do. If you look at all the other topics, they are taking up well over half the content!
with there constant innuendos.
If I need to site more examples please let me know, and I will provide more. Here is my case. Therefore I will submit again, I wish to take lessons from the best. Who will teach? Who will take a disciple of the spam?
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:12 am
by Aegis
The only way to learn the spam, is to become the spam... Let it flow through your veins, and emerage on screen. Once you have opened a pub or bar, then you have made your way to spammer.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:15 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>The only way to learn the spam, is to become the spam... Let it flow through your veins, and emerage on screen.
</STRONG>
Be the spam *LOL* @ Aegis.
Why do I get an image of Aegis as Yoda in Star Wars.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:22 am
by Mr Sleep
Gave you that idea what, Can't be he yoda, possibility slim seem
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:23 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Gave you that idea what, Can't be he yoda, possibility slim seem
</STRONG>
*ROLF* @ Sleepy - good one
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:32 am
by Craig
Um mid call the spam master weasel or brink with 7k/nearly 7k of posts
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:35 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>Um mid call the spam master weasel or brink with 7k/nearly 7k of posts</STRONG>
Both of them have over 7K
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:35 am
by Aegis
They only have 7k posts, if they truly believe they have 7k posts... Or if the little counter says so...
Other wise, they will've been perverted by the spam, and fight we must, if that day should ever come...
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:43 am
by Craig
Dark spam lords Aegis is
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:47 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Both of them have over 7K</STRONG>
Plus we must not forget to add Slyweasel
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:49 am
by Aegis
Ah yes... Sly is the Weasel that has a dual-alias. Tempting is his lure to that of the spam. Many have tried to be as, but none or as that of the Sly...
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:52 am
by fable
Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>Um mid call the spam master weasel or brink with 7k/nearly 7k of posts</STRONG>
You see what I mean? Even when Craig has a meaning, you spend extra time trying to figure it out. Thus, Craig's messages have both an internal spam content (ISC) and a translative spam content(TSC). This can create a sense of culture shock in the reader that completely destroys all temporal awareness in the cerebral cortex. Truly, if anyone can lay claim to the title of Master Spammer, it is Craig.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:52 am
by Mr Sleep
Well it is between Weasel and DP.....
Weasel had Sleazel who got well over 1000 add that to his 7000+ and you get 8000+
Dp has his 5000 (practically) and add that to Melosh and you get 8000+.
Now whether most of them are actually spam posts is anyones guess
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:55 am
by Aegis
The fable tells a tale of a spammer who is.Wise is the man with the name of a tale. Listen, and be warned. To not heed his words, those will relent to the spam...
The one is tired shall lend his hand and help the way. Though tired he may be, helpful, he's always. An Elder like me, but wiser as such...
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:57 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>You see what I mean? Even when Craig has a meaning, you spend extra time trying to figure it out. Thus, Craig's messages have both an internal spam content (ISC) and a translative spam content(TSC). This can create a sense of culture shock in the reader that completely destroys all temporal awareness in the cerebral cortex. Truly, if anyone can lay claim to the title of Master Spammer, it is Craig.</STRONG>
ISC and TSC *LOL*