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what would the world be like if...
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 5:05 pm
by cheesemage
ok heres the rules you have to use
"what would the world be like if......., it would be.........."
heres the example
what would the world be like if cheese was a religion, the world would spin the other way......"
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 5:09 pm
by scully1
What would the world be like if there were no SYM board?...
All of us would stifle our creative urges, bottling them up till they overwhelmed our psyches. With the repression of these energies, we would go on rampages of violence and debauchery as the result.
Oh wait...we're already on rampages of debauchery...

Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 5:09 pm
by Weasel
"what would the world be like if it was ruled by the most vile,evil superhero ....Weaselspamolla, it would be a spamarama ding a ling place"

Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 5:15 pm
by Kayless
What would the world be like if Abraham Lincoln hadn’t been shot, or if Adolph Hitler had been killed when he was a corporal in WWI? (Sorry if these are a bit serious but I’m in a serious mood)
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 5:29 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>What would the world be like if Abraham Lincoln hadn’t been shot,</STRONG>
I really don't believe his death really mattered at the time.......now if it had been earlier.....I see a lot of possiblities.
Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>or if Adolph Hitler had been killed when he was a corporal in WWI?</STRONG>
I believe someone else would have came along....might have been even worst than Hitler..(I really have trouble imagining someone worst than Hitler...but there is always a chance)
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 5:45 pm
by Kayless
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>I really don't believe his death really mattered at the time.......now if it had been earlier.....I see a lot of possiblities.</STRONG>
I just can’t accept that he had done his part and was now impotent in the face of history. He might have gone on to do great things. We'll never know. Supposing if his death
had been a few years earlier there's no telling what could have occured. We might even still have slaves today.
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>
I believe someone else would have came along....might have been even worst than Hitler..(I really have trouble imagining someone worst than Hitler...but there is always a chance)</STRONG>
Worse then Hitler? That's unsettling, though it's entirely possible. Of course there could have been someone infinitely better instead, to help pick Germany back up without resorting to genocide and war. Ah, possiblities. Anyone here used to watch Sliders?
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 5:54 pm
by nael
worse than hitler...easy...stalin.
i don't know why he gets passed over all the time when people talk about evil. he systematically killed more people then nazi germany did. a lot more.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 6:00 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>worse than hitler...easy...stalin.
i don't know why he gets passed over all the time when people talk about evil. he systematically killed more people then nazi germany did. a lot more.</STRONG>
He took longer. Another one to add to the list...Chairman Mao (I believe he wiped out 60 million people during his reign)
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 6:18 pm
by scully1
How about Pol Pot?...
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 6:48 pm
by Vehemence
What would the world be like if chickens were higher up on the food chain than humans? It would be a foul place to live
Get it, foul = chicken! Come on, that's gold! Work with me here!
*Silent stares from the crowd - a lonely cricket dares to break the silence with a defiant chirp - a solitary man coughs.*

Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 7:05 pm
by Vivien
Going back to the original
What would the world be like if woman ruled?
Peace and love abounding
*wonders if she spelled everything correctly, and then decides not to worry about it*
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 7:08 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Going back to the original
What would the world be like if woman ruled?
Peace and love abounding
*wonders if she spelled everything correctly, and then decides not to worry about it*</STRONG>
But they already do! Why do you think us men in this world try so hard! It's to impress you gorgeous women!
*The still silent crowd stares back at him. The cricket chirps once more and that same mysterious individual in the back row coughs agin*

Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 7:15 pm
by Vivien
Vehemence: We do?!
When did this happen? Why did no one tell me?
*Wonder if she's the only woman who's been in the dark as to their power.*
Am I the only woman who's been doing anything men ask for?!? Next, I'll be sure to assert my rights! Thanks V
*Pats the cute cricket that chirps on the head*
[ 05-22-2001: Message edited by: Vivien ]
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 7:18 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Vehemence: We do?!
When did this happen? Why did no one tell me?
*Wonder if she's the only woman who's been in the dark as to their power*
Next, I'll be sure to assert my rights! Thanks V
*Pats the cute cricket that chirps on the head*</STRONG>
I do believe it was way back since the 'garden of eden'
If eve wore a leaf, what did adam wear?
A hole in it

Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 7:30 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I do believe it was way back since the 'garden of eden'
If eve wore a leaf, what did adam wear?
A hole in it

</STRONG>
coughs,coughs,coughs,coughs

Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 7:32 pm
by Vivien
Vehemence: LOL!

I'm sure it was more innocent than that though

Remember, the leaves were painted in for our innocent eyes, they weren't actually wearing them
Weasel: *hug*
[ 05-22-2001: Message edited by: Vivien ]
Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 7:55 pm
by Vehemence
What would the world be like if elephants and rhinoceros' were combined as one?
Elifino
Get it, el if I know? Hell if I know? Get it, elephant, el, rhino, i know? Ah come on!!!
*Not even the guy in the back coughs*

Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 11:22 pm
by Brink
What if Brink didn't bothered posting the guide?
SYM would be a better place
[ 05-23-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
Posted: Wed May 23, 2001 3:35 am
by vixen
What would the world be like if we followed Vehemence's tips on how to order a pizza?
I guess I'd probably be having Chinese takeaway instead...
Posted: Wed May 23, 2001 9:43 am
by Craig
What would the world be like if i wrote the english langueage?(Answer your self)