The Qualities of Your Perfect Mate
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The Qualities of Your Perfect Mate
No, not your spouse, your boy or girlfriend, but of the perfection you can envision--for your most imperfect self. What would those qualities be? Have you ever found anybody approaching that? If so, did you gross them out permanantly? 
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@Loner, did St Bridget have a soulmate, to your knowledge? I'm curious.Alas, I have yet to find such a soulmate, what the Celts called anamchara. St. Bridget said "A person without an anamchara is like a body without a head."
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Reminds me of a joke... A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.Originally posted by loner72:
<STRONG>St. Bridget said "A person without an anamchara is like a body without a head."</STRONG>
Honestly, I couldn't tell you what qualities I desire for a perfect mate. I'm actually very content with my girl friend, and while I know that's not what you stated, I still say that every quality my girl friend has, I love.
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Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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I think I'd have to say--my perfect mate is one challenges but respects me, and whom I can challenge but respect. With, of course, love on either side. I think I've got that, right now, as my best friend is my wife. 
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
3 ft tall, no teeth, can't talk, and a flat head to rest a beer on.
hhehehehehe, just kidding.
in reality, someone who can callenge me mentally and understands the importance of loyalty and truth...oh, and big breasts.
hhehehehehe, just kidding.
in reality, someone who can callenge me mentally and understands the importance of loyalty and truth...oh, and big breasts.
I would be a serial killer if i didn't have such a strong distaste for manual labor
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>3 ft tall, no teeth, can't talk, and a flat head to rest a beer on.</STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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<K' search in the new book he just borrow from Minervas library - "The Woman You Ever Want to Spend Your Life for Eternity" by Flagg - He finally gets something>
According here, there's 3 terms :
1. She must be graceful as celebrity when you take her to parties.
2. She must have motherly instict to educate your children.
3. She must have the best skill on the bed like a porn-star
<K' shrugs, and begin to doubt the rest of the content of this book>

According here, there's 3 terms :
1. She must be graceful as celebrity when you take her to parties.
2. She must have motherly instict to educate your children.
3. She must have the best skill on the bed like a porn-star
<K' shrugs, and begin to doubt the rest of the content of this book>
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OMG!! That's a shocking revelation. Did she get done for child abuse??Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>What's so funny about it? That's a perfect description of my third grade teacher.</STRONG>
And that is an *old* joke. Wavery is close.
@Loner72: if the celts are right then most peope are walking around without heads.
I 'require' only 2 things (and its mutual, not excluding me).
We have fun toghether.
We are enough for each other.
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Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
ThHin but with large hips and breasts able to cook and clean, also needs to have a good intellect but less than mine so i can always dominate them. Also want to pleasure me at all times and when i want it.
And why haven't i got a girlfriend?
But seriously, someone who matches intellect with personality and also does not look to unattractive while doing that.
And why haven't i got a girlfriend?
But seriously, someone who matches intellect with personality and also does not look to unattractive while doing that.
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Specifics! Tell us what you personally find physically, intellectually, and personably attractive.Sleep murmureth:
But seriously, someone who matches intellect with personality and also does not look to unattractive while doing that.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.