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The Qualities of Your Perfect Mate

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No, not your spouse, your boy or girlfriend, but of the perfection you can envision--for your most imperfect self. What would those qualities be? Have you ever found anybody approaching that? If so, did you gross them out permanantly? :)
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Ahhh this is a topic to think on. :)

I will reply later.
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Only three qualities do I seek:

1. Loyalty,
2. Honesty.
3. Patience.

Alas, I have yet to find such a soulmate, what the Celts called anamchara. St. Bridget said "A person without an anamchara is like a body without a head."
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Alas, I have yet to find such a soulmate, what the Celts called anamchara. St. Bridget said "A person without an anamchara is like a body without a head."
@Loner, did St Bridget have a soulmate, to your knowledge? I'm curious.
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I haven't a clue, fable. I do know the Celts took the anamchara thing very seriously, so maybe it was a cultural thing for everyone to have one?...I don't know.
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by loner72:
<STRONG>St. Bridget said "A person without an anamchara is like a body without a head."</STRONG>
Reminds me of a joke... A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. ;)

Honestly, I couldn't tell you what qualities I desire for a perfect mate. I'm actually very content with my girl friend, and while I know that's not what you stated, I still say that every quality my girl friend has, I love.

It's like air, you don't know about it until it's not there ;) :D
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I think I'd have to say--my perfect mate is one challenges but respects me, and whom I can challenge but respect. With, of course, love on either side. I think I've got that, right now, as my best friend is my wife. :)
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3 ft tall, no teeth, can't talk, and a flat head to rest a beer on.

hhehehehehe, just kidding. :p
in reality, someone who can callenge me mentally and understands the importance of loyalty and truth...oh, and big breasts. :D
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Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>3 ft tall, no teeth, can't talk, and a flat head to rest a beer on.</STRONG>
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! :D :D :D Oh my god that's funny!!! :)
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What's so funny about it? That's a perfect description of my third grade teacher. :(
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Intenlligence and Humor - I would not be able to share my life with someone who haven't got these :)
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The ability to draw a 10barr Vacuum :o

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<K' search in the new book he just borrow from Minervas library - "The Woman You Ever Want to Spend Your Life for Eternity" by Flagg - He finally gets something>

According here, there's 3 terms :
1. She must be graceful as celebrity when you take her to parties.
2. She must have motherly instict to educate your children.
3. She must have the best skill on the bed like a porn-star :eek: :eek:

<K' shrugs, and begin to doubt the rest of the content of this book> :D :D :D
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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>What's so funny about it? That's a perfect description of my third grade teacher. :( </STRONG>
OMG!! That's a shocking revelation. Did she get done for child abuse?? :D

And that is an *old* joke. Wavery is close. ;)

@Loner72: if the celts are right then most peope are walking around without heads.

I 'require' only 2 things (and its mutual, not excluding me).

We have fun toghether.
We are enough for each other.
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Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>@Loner72: if the celts are right then most peope are walking around without heads.
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LOL, I agree...
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Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>3 ft tall, no teeth, can't talk, and a flat head to rest a beer on.
:D </STRONG>
That's Eddie Munster you are describing, you sick mutant :eek:
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>
That's Eddie Munster you are describing, you sick mutant :eek: </STRONG>
:o :o :o :o
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ThHin but with large hips and breasts able to cook and clean, also needs to have a good intellect but less than mine so i can always dominate them. Also want to pleasure me at all times and when i want it.

And why haven't i got a girlfriend? :D :D

But seriously, someone who matches intellect with personality and also does not look to unattractive while doing that.
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Sleep murmureth:
But seriously, someone who matches intellect with personality and also does not look to unattractive while doing that.
Specifics! Tell us what you personally find physically, intellectually, and personably attractive. :)
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Rmind me to answer thisa tomorrow when i have more time.
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