What Is Your Political Affiliation?

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Wed May 02, 2001 1:51 pm

Conservative Republican!

I'm reminded of a quote:

"A grown man knows the world he lives in, and for the present, that world is Rome!"

- Pontius Pilate to Judah Ben-Hur

Let's face it guys, the modern day Rome(America) is the GOP (Republican Party):
we control the Senate, the House of Representatives, the Justice Department, the Supreme Court and, of course, the Oval Office.

All hail President Bush!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed May 02, 2001 1:57 pm

All hail El-Presidente Weasel!!

He gives us cookies and sheep.

He enslaves the strong and frees the weak.

He drive a friggin huge pick-up with monster tires.

He likes to chase the chickens.

He is the Master of Spam.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed May 02, 2001 2:13 pm

Good Sir M&M
I am a democrat because republicans are rednecks. BTW Eminem is gay. And Bush is an idiot.
But then I'm GOD and i don't need to follow anybody.

All hail president bush the first monkey president.

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Hazim ibn Gorion · Post by **Hazim ibn Gorion** » Wed May 02, 2001 6:43 pm

...a conservative who calls himself Eminem...it's a wonder your head hasn't exploded from the cognitive dissonance.

As for me, I'm an anarchosyndicalist; so I can't really say I have *any* political affiliation. That would be contrary to the point of being an anarchosyndicalist.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed May 02, 2001 11:11 pm

And Hazim ibn Gorion wins our contest for most useless big word used in a sentence for today!

Drops to his knees and scuttles away with head bowed in submission.

Lets give him/her/it a big round of applause!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu May 03, 2001 1:41 am

I've read too much history to have a political affiliation. Given that some wealthy lawyer wants to control everything from the number of times a hypothetical "enemy nation" can be killed to my wife's reproductive system, why should I anxiously jump in line and smile while waving money at 'em like some collegiate pompom? No way!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 03, 2001 1:58 am

How dare you bring up this wretched filth in SYM!

Keep your bloody politics where it belongs - up against a wall and riddled with bullets

(with Waverly

).

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Thu May 03, 2001 2:49 am

Something tells me Fable is destined to be a speech writer.

But I agree with grunty! Politics smolitics! We don't want to hear about no stinkin' politics!

Actually, when you look at it, poli means many and tics are blood sucking parasites, so the word does really fit with the proceedings. But now I'm just rambling... blah...

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu May 03, 2001 2:52 am

Well my political affiliation is devirated from my love of money. (Capitalism rules) - and not being american, I can't be called a republican

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:13 am

Actually, I am an anarchist, with capitalist habits, socialist tendencies and a rather nasty reputation.

Do I qualify?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:27 am

My political affiliation is derived from my long and tawdry past involving pants. IMHO i should really change my political affiliation to a more rounded and overbearing monkey but damn it if he keeps stealing my pants then all i can do is not make any profit.

Pant + _ = Profit

Of course we could just nuke the world and then use our nice ray guns in space to give us a nice light show. I have no particular point and am slightly confused as to what/why i am typing this mostly boredom i think......

Clear and concise just how i like it

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:30 am

Originally posted by Ubik:
<STRONG>Actually, I am an anarchist, with capitalist habits, socialist tendencies and a rather nasty reputation.

Do I qualify? </STRONG>

Everyone meet my new Vice President

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:31 am

So, um, Mr Sleep, how *do* you exactly intend to make a profit from these pants?

And Ubik, that would make you a "Selfish Gitite", a follower of Ubikism.

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:32 am

Ummmmm

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:32 am

My political affiliation is derived from my long and tawdry past involving pants. IMHO i should really change my political affiliation to a more rounded and overbearing monkey but damn it if he keeps stealing my pants then all i can do is not make any profit.

Pant + _ = Profit

Of course we could just nuke the world and then use our nice ray guns in space to give us a nice light show. I have no particular point and am slightly confused as to what/why i am typing this mostly boredom i think......

Clear and concise just how i like it

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:37 am

Ubikism? I love that! OK, Grunt, would you be my second-vice? I seem to be Weasel's vice

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:37 am

My political affiliation is derived from my long and tawdry past involving pants. IMHO i should really change my political affiliation to a more rounded and overbearing monkey but damn it if he keeps stealing my pants then all i can do is not make any profit.

Pant + _ = Profit

Of course we could just nuke the world and then use our nice ray guns in space to give us a nice light show. I have no particular point and am slightly confused as to what/why i am typing this mostly boredom i think......

Clear and concise just how i like it

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:43 am

@Mr.Sleep...4 times is enough....you win.

VWzealot · Post by **VWzealot** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:56 am

lol

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu May 03, 2001 6:09 am

My connection is in a Weasel esque state and i am blaming it entirely for the 4 posts i can post about 1 answer every 20 minutes. TSK TSK TSK.