[url="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5248440/Sex-on-Queens-lawn-at-Windsor-Castle.html"]Sex on Queen's lawn at Windsor Castle[/url] A couple were arrested after being caught having sexual intercourse on the Queen's lawn outside Windsor Castle.
The pair, in their early thirties, stripped on a private grass bank at the castle, where Her Majesty was in residence.
They were watched by crowds of tourists beneath the castle's Garter Tower, in full view of hotels, pubs and shops over the road.
Several Japanese tourists filmed the couple for up to twenty minutes before they were arrested by armed Royal Protection Squad officers.
The couple, who were described by police as "respectable people with respectable jobs", were said to be "mortified" by their actions.
A police source said they were put in cells overnight to sober up before being cautioned for outraging public decency.
Witness Mark Robinson, 44, told The Sun: "One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates – and lots of windows opened.
"The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom.
"They even ignored the Please Keep Off The Grass signs.
"A few soldiers were geeing them on from above and plenty of young people did the same from the roadside. There were camera flashes going off and people videoing."
The couple reportedly stopped after being confronted by two protection squad officers arrived in an unmarked Range Rover, accompanied by a police car.
A Windsor Castle source said: "The Queen was in residence at the time, but her private apartments are at the other end so she would have been blissfully unaware of it."
Honestly... I'm not prude, and I'm not overly concerned about the whole "respect issue" ... but haven't these people learned that it's called "a private life" for a good reason....
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It's like a skit or sketch from "The Benny Hill Show" or something, come true! :laugh:
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Who said, "It is not whether you get knocked up, but whether you can get down!"?
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Honestly... I'm not prude, and I'm not overly concerned about the whole "respect issue" ... but haven't these people learned that it's called "a private life" for a good reason....
I fail to see the problem here...- they did not hurt anybody, the did not destroy or vandalize anything, the had fun, and so had the onlookers.
Better to screw on the Queens lawn than to spraypaint the Buckimgham Palace, wouldn't you think so ?
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So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
I hadn't actually heard of this. Strange considering it's a perfect candidate for the end of news story.
Something dramatic (like swine flu), political dramatic (expenses), dog saves a drowning gerbil.
Though I must admit that it's bit raunchy for the 6 o'clock news.
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Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Ned Flanders wrote:Well, there's no such thing as too kinky. No matter what you come up with, you can bet your most indulgent fantasy someone can 1up you.
...you could be right, but I'm not sure if I really want to think this through...
I have a very colourful imagination, and some things are just to far "out there"...even for for the certified pervert that is me...
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
