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Will someone please explain this to me.

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Why on earth would someone, anyone, leave earth on a spaceship to look up another spaceship if he has real live dolphins swimming through his livingroom? Dolphins!

Wait, wait.. let me just.. outline this one for you. Just in case.

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  • leave earth
  • on a space ship
  • in space
  • to travel away, real far-like
  • to visit another space craft
versus:
  • Dolphins!
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Aah, come on now! Actual Dolphins in your Living Room! This makes no sense! Do you want me to draw you a chart? I will draw you a chart.

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Maybe he's afraid of the zombies?
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Post by Loki[D.d.G] »

What on earth??? :confused:
Your title is well chosen. I didn't get anything beyond dolphins, space, space craft and living room. And what the heck are gnomes doing on the pie-chart? Care to enlighten me?

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Loki[D.d.G] wrote:What on earth??? :confused:
Your title is well chosen. I didn't get anything beyond dolphins, space, space craft and living room. And what the heck are gnomes doing on the pie-chart? Care to enlighten me?
But why shouldn't gnomes be on the piechart? They tend to get everywhere.

I still think he's trying to avoid the zombies, though. He may not be aware there are zombies in space.
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But why shouldn't gnomes be on the piechart? They tend to get everywhere.
And somehow they always miss phase 2 of their ingenious 3 phase plans.
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fable wrote:They tend to get everywhere.
Hmm yes.. most notably on your [url="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/German_garden_gnome.jpg"]front garden lawn[/url]
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Tricky wrote: -----
  • leave earth
  • on a space ship
  • in space
  • to travel away, real far-like
  • to visit another space craft
versus:
  • Dolphins!
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Well, space is sorta cool, but I might be biased. Dolphins razed my town and ate my cat, as they are apt to do, so I don't like 'em any. :(

And anyways, even when you're running from them, space zombies are always cooler than regular zombies. Hasn't anyone played Dead Space?
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Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Hmm yes.. most notably on your [url="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/German_garden_gnome.jpg"]front garden lawn[/url]
That's Fable's front garden lawn? I had no idea he was such a green thumb....
Or maybe it's the help of the gnomes... or the zombies...
Or possibly the dolphins...


Still contemplating dolphins and spaceships.... It's too hot for that kind of confusion... :confused:
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dragon wench wrote:That's Fable's front garden lawn? I had no idea he was such a green thumb....
Or maybe it's the help of the gnomes... or the zombies...
Or possibly the dolphins...
That's not my front lawn! Don't listen to Loki--he's being paid by the Zombie Lobby. We don't believe in harboring gnomes, and the only flower actually on the lawn itself is a flowering vine of some kind. I think it's a climatis, though I've never heard one keep saying feed me all the time like this one does.
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fable wrote:Don't listen to Loki--he's being paid by the Zombie Lobby.
What can i say? The pay is good and i have an insurance policy which keeps my brains safe in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Back on topic, why don't we reach a compromise. Dolphins in the living room of your very own spaceship. Even the gnomes can be employed as personal butlers to the dolphins. Then everyone is happy. Dilemma solved
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o come on now leave the zombies alone after all we.....er they just do what they are told:laugh:
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fable wrote:But why shouldn't gnomes be on the piechart? They tend to get everywhere.

I still think he's trying to avoid the zombies, though. He may not be aware there are zombies in space.
Gnome Zombies?? :speech:
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Xandax wrote:Gnome Zombies?? :speech:
I wonder if their battle cry would be:
"Your knees are mine!" :eek:
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Loki[D.d.G] wrote: Back on topic, why don't we reach a compromise. Dolphins in the living room of your very own spaceship. Even the gnomes can be employed as personal butlers to the dolphins. Then everyone is happy. Dilemma solved
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LOL! Thank you. *Bows*
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Loki[D.d.G] wrote:LOL! Thank you. *Bows*
Wouldn't bow too deeply, pal. Not after that crack about you making a fine wife. :angel:

Besides, do zombies even marry? I mean, with all their bits falling off all over the place, it might be kind of difficult to engage in anything that wasn't purely spiritual, if you take my meaning. And I wish you would.
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fable wrote:Wouldn't bow too deeply, pal. Not after that crack about you making a fine wife. :angel:
I was merely keeping in line with the light-hearted, confounding sequence of non-sequiturs in this thread. That, and as a zombie liaison, i don't make distinctions between the sexes... my clients require it.
Also, i am curious to see if i bow down low enough, could my nose touch the floor? :p
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fable wrote:They tend to get everywhere.
Wouldn't that be the Kender? :confused:
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Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Also, i am curious to see if i bow down low enough, could my nose touch the floor? :p
You have been drinking your whiskey from Kentucky! :)
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be careful bowing down, with all these gnom zombies around. youre making your brain box an easy target.

gnome zombies,.. gnombies?
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