I never get to do this, so here goes. It's a bit early, but what the hell. I have decided to hedge my bets here, but know that everything I write is strictly from the heart and dripping with sincerity.
Happy Birthday AC, my [insert most favored endearment]. I can only hope that as you turn [insert most acceptable age] remember that age is but a number. I hope you believe me when I say that your [insert physical trait you are most insecure about] only grows more [insert compliment most likely to succeed] with each passing day. Your [insert intelectual trait most in need of massage] and your [insert highly complimentary description of overall bearing] only captivates me more and more over time. Indeed, I can only find [insert most flattering comparative object] with which to compare you with. I remain [ insert most appreciated devotional descriptive] your [insert relational factor least likey to bring swift death]
Again, Happy Birthday.
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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“The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially.”
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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They become GameBanshee members, and their time is right.
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"There is no weakness in honest sorrow... only in succumbing to depression over what cannot be changed." --- Alaundo, BG2
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@AC: I would have gift-wrapped Sensei for you... but the blasted drunken Hermit squirms a lot and that blasted aroma of something fermenting gets in the way of getting the job done...:laugh:
Oh, don't look at me like that. You'll be surprised how BS can come in handy for you. :mischief:
Hey, you know that teachers have a soft spot in my heart. You included. *hugs*
"There is no weakness in honest sorrow... only in succumbing to depression over what cannot be changed." --- Alaundo, BG2
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You'll be surprised how BS can come in handy for you. :mischief: