Scenes that would barely feel displaced in BG2

[Lepus Europaeus]

I saw something similar on the Morrowind forum. It was quite fun, and I realised it could be done quite easily with BG2: scenarios that make a little fun of all the oddities in BG2. Here are some examples:

<Charname> casts limited wish.
<Charname>: I wish to be protected from everything!
Djinn: Very well, I shall make it so that nothing harmful will reach you. *casts imprisonment on <Charname>*

Shadow thief in Renals guild: Sure, <Charname>, you can take that diamond lying there on that table. What? No, we don't want it ourselves. If we did, do you think it'd still be lying around there? What's that? No, of course you won't get into trouble. I mean, what are supposed to do if you take it? Call the guards? *Hahahaha*

Before the last quest of the paladin stronghold:
Sir Ryan Trawl: Very well done, <Charname>. You have saved that little girl from the shadow thieves, and proven your word once again! Now, we have but one task for you, but since you already defeated so many villains, it shouldn't be a problem for you: go and kill the red dragon Firkraag!
<Charname>: Huh?
Sir Ryan Trawl: Off you go, <Charname>, our hopes lie with you, and we have no doubt that you should be victorious!
<Charname>: Err, but killing some thugs and killing a dragon are two differ-
Sir Ryan Trawl: No evil can withstand your righteous cause! The beast must be punished, and the sacred sword of our order recovered.
<Charname>: And what's with the one who lost the sword to the dragon in the first place?
Sir Ryan Trawl: Why, he obviously lacked faith!
<Charname>: *More like a couple hundred hitpoints and some good fire resistance*
Sir Ryan Trawl: What are you muttering to yourself? Do YOU lack faith as well, <Charname>?!
<Charname>: *No, but I'm lacking the sword I'm supposed to recover*

After a failed attempt to pickpocket a shadow thief:
Shadowthief: Oh my god, he tried to steal from me, that dirty thief!
All other shadowthieves: *gasp* ARKAAAAAAANIS!!!
Arkanis Garth: Fear not, peaceful thieves! For I, Arkanis Garth, the hero of justice of Faerun, whose power rivals that of the gods themselves, shall not stand and watch while the peace is disturbed in such a vile way! Now, take this, evildoers! God mode style, Deus-Ex-Slash!*<Charname> dies*

[Sain]

In the Sea's Bounty Inn:
PC: Hey Thumb, what's behind that hidden door?
Thumb: What hidd'n door?
PC: (Open's door)This one(goes through, fighting sounds)
PC: (Walks out) I thought you said you weren't a pirate...