A little dig at Canadians in hopes of luring Aegis back . . .

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 7:54 am

More fun from satirewire.com (no, they're not as funny as The Onion, but they're still pretty funny).

Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker in . . . Wait . . . Canada has a Warship?

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 8:33 pm

ROFL

We have recruitment ad campaigns going on right now for the navy and army. In the navy ad, there is a sail boat in one of the pictures/scenes. And my dad "informed" me that it was the biggest ship Canada has.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:44 am

LOL!

Nice one

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Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:46 pm

Today, I found this article while searching for a picture of the Canadian Navy. I was about to post it when I found this thread. Though thwarted, I feel it is my duty to show people the Canadian Navy.

Along with the botched [url="http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/canada_invasion.shtml"]Canadian invasion[/url], the [url="http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/viagra.shtml"]Viagra Tanker Accident[/url], American High School [url="http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/geography.shtml"]Protest[/url] and the [url="http://www.satirewire.com/news/0010/international.shtml"]Infiltration of the Internation by International Forces[/url](The Editor's note at the bottom got this one...), I wonder why I didn't have this site bookmarked before. Too bad they don't update anymore...

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:19 pm

Hahahahha :laugh: :laugh:

Apparently they actually fought in WWII too, but I think the column I was reading that said that was a joke one too...

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:55 pm

Like we even need an army. The only country that would ever attack us is the United States, and if that was to happen we wouldn't stand a chance anyway.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:00 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]Like we even need an army. The only country that would ever attack us is the United States, and if that was to happen we wouldn't stand a chance anyway.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone else in the country remember the recent news stories of some sections?

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:02 pm

I avoid the news.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:25 pm

You're aware of the site for Canadian World Domination? It's not as often updated as it once was, but it still has an excellent flavor of the secret plans of those demented Canucks.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:14 pm

Damn people digging up old threads... for a minute I thought Aegis had left.

Then I realised this thread was from 2002.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:40 pm

[QUOTE=Georgi]Damn people digging up old threads... for a minute I thought Aegis had left.

Then I realised this thread was from 2002.

[/QUOTE]Dammit! I was just about to celebrate with a cough syrup and everclear cocktail. Next time Aegis goes, bar the door you fools!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:42 pm

Georgi wrote:Damn people digging up old threads... for a minute I thought Aegis had left. Then I realised this thread was from 2002.

Nekro Posting Rocks.

Dammit! I was just about to celebrate with a cough syrup and everclear cocktail. Next time Aegis goes, bar the door you fools!

I believe your entrance from that hole that appeared in the Earth issuing the combined screams of millions facing horrors beyond imagination sucked both doors in. Naughty.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:52 am

I saw this thread and thought for a minute that the Patriots had just won the Super Bowl for the first time.