You want to say but don`t know how...

Leonardo · Post by **Leonardo** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:17 pm

How To Say "Oh my god! There is an axe in my head" In...

Bosnian: Boje moj! Sjekira mi je u glavi.

French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.

Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida.

Swedish: Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!

Dutch: O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.

Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.

German: Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!

Japanese: Ahh, kamisama! Watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.

Norwegian: Herre Gud! Jeg har en aks i hodet!

Spanish: Dios mio! Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!

Hungarian: Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!

Middle Egyptian: In Amun! Iw minb m tp-i!

Greek: Hristo mou! Eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!

Tagalog: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!

Danish: Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved!

Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!

Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!

Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!

Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!

Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tem um machado na minha cabeça!

Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.

Finnish: Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!

Icelandic: Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.

Ancient Greek: O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!

Babylonian: Iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu.

Assyrian: Iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu.

Welsh: A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!

Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!

Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!

Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.

Irish: Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.

Esperanto: Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!

Marathi: Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.

Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.

Russian: Bozhe moi! Eto topor v moyei golove!

Hebrew: Eloi! Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!

Malayalam: Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.

Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!

Klingon: ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:22 pm

Southern KY: Dad gumm, looky here whut's in my head.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:28 pm

Upper midwest - Aww Jeez, dare'sun axe in my head doan-cha-know.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:32 pm

California: Duuude, check it out man, there's like an axe in my head, is this kickass or what? (air-guitar)

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:34 pm

Queens English: Blimey! Look at that! An axe! In my head! Well that's unexpected...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:45 pm

Geordie:

"Whey-aye man! Thas a f**** axe in me f***** heid, like! F***!"

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:48 pm

@Grunty - LMAO!!

In Tyke:

Ayup lad, git thisen o'er 'ere, as got a blade in me 'ed! Crack that'un fur a party trick an' all!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:05 pm

LOL!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:11 pm

@Gruntboy - off subject - I watched a rather entertaining Billy Connelly touring the NE last night!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:16 pm

Aw Rats! I missed him? The Big Yin is the best.

How funny?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:25 pm

The Big Yin is always funny!!

and he loves Newcastle - pronounced correctly too - with the emphasis on 'castle'

He loved the bridges! LMAO!!

but stuck two fingers up to the security cameras that appeared to litter the place

He also explained where the terms Geordie and Macam come from

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:29 pm

Good man.

Oh no! Our secret is out!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:34 pm

@Grunty - it all boils down to the fact that the Newcy lads were afraid of mining progression!

Bah!! Davy lamp?? what kind of technology is this?? we will stick with gassing canaries in a cage and be called Geordie boys for the rest of eternity!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:40 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Southern KY: Dad gumm, looky here whut's in my head.

Hmm...

Texan: Dad gummit, someone hold mah beer, thar's an axe in this here head o' mine.

(Now, if only I could remember if that's North, East, South, West, or Central Texas.

)

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:41 pm

What can I say? Mackems are soft (as you know what!).

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:45 pm

@Grunty - have you ever heard any tracks by the Macc Ladds? You must have!! apparently the most banned band in the UK

Even Chubby Brown declined them as support!

(and besides...Sunderland

they wear the Southampton strip!

)

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 2:47 pm

No, can't say I have. They sound naughty!!

I remember listening to stuff at school but they sound more recent than that.

Bloody S'hton alway bloody confuse me.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 3:08 pm

@Grunty - they are naughty indeed!!

they swear too!!

They are not that recent - eighties stuff - now I am showing my age!!

LOL!! S'ton confuse me too - since they are red and white - always an *eek* and they shared the same sponsors as the Owls - even more of an *eek*

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 3:21 pm

Thas a f**** axe in me f***** heid, like! F***!"

don't you mean 'fook'?

Shane McGowan: Rghh..furckin arxe tere..uhn maheed..ughh..furckinell...y'know t'wuht uhm sane?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 3:26 pm

So Shane wasn't Irish?