The Crazy Canuck & Eatery

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:31 pm

Welcome everyone, this is a second attempt at a drinking establishment, hopefully it'll go better this time. Drinks are at the bar, just watch out for Buzzy, and the rabid Beavers... They hurt.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:35 pm

Make sure you don't stroke them thar beavers fur the wrong way.... They are much calmer after given a few Molsons..

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:37 pm

Bah! Molsen's is the worst of the Canadian beer! We got good ol' Labatts, and then we have many imported. Guiness anyone?

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:39 pm

I thought you Canucks drank fermented moose milk or something?

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:41 pm

Are you gonna set a purpose for this bar? or just everyone writes something stupid and then 3-4 people reply and their at it for a couple of hours, then Viv comes and hugs everyone and Sleepy closes it?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:41 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
I thought you Canucks drank fermented moose milk or something?

I thought that is what Molson was???

Aegis, - I drink LaBatts every Thursday night.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:42 pm

Originally posted by Morlock
Are you gonna set a purpose for this bar? or just everyone writes something stupid and then 3-4 people reply and their at it for a couple of hours, then Viv comes and hugs everyone and Sleepy closes it?

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The purpose is to give Sleep something to close

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:44 pm

Every bar has a purpose. Where are the live beavers???

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:45 pm

OK... (Counts) 1, 2, 3, 4, yup, there are four of us- lets make up some stupid conversation!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:45 pm

Are you sure you wanna go see thelive beavers? they bite.

The purpose... umm... Let's see.... To drink, and be merry until Sleep feels the need to shut us down.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:46 pm

Ned says its ok

Ned's Sig:

I stand corrected. If we can spam, I guess we can pork too.

Hear that Viv, Ned said its ok for us to pork!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:47 pm

Re: Ned says its ok

Originally posted by McBane
Ned's Sig:

Hear that Viv, Ned said its ok for us to pork!

Yes, but it is safe?

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:47 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Are you sure you wanna go see thelive beavers? they bite.

The purpose... umm... Let's see.... To drink, and be merry until Sleep feels the need to shut us down.

Its posts like this that give him a pretty good excuse!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:49 pm

Originally posted by Morlock

Its posts like this that give him a pretty good excuse!

Man, my entire existence on this forum is an excuse to shut things down.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:49 pm

Originally posted by Morlock

Its posts like this that give him a pretty good excuse!

Its educational...Have you ever tried to pet a wild beaver?? Believe me, my friend, they will bite.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:52 pm

Originally posted by McBane

Its educational...Have you ever tried to pet a wild beaver?? Believe me, my friend, they will bite.

And they won't let go...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:54 pm

by aegis
Are you sure you wanna go see thelive beavers? they bite.

Young man, it's the bite that keeps us coming back for more.

@McBane, You're on fire good sir. You should allow those of us that remain unmarried to use such flirtatious jargon.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:55 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
And they won't let go...

You really have hit the main problem with dem beavers. Sometimes, you just can't get rid of them...

Well, I gotta run, I shall spam tomorrow..

PS - Viv, don't forget about that porking!

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:56 pm

Beavers?
Come on, at least something miledly interesting, like.... anything else!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:57 pm

So, or people gonna have anything to drink, or are you just gonna hang around?