Rolling Thunder's very own

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 12:42 pm

They trashed BToN

They drank Ned's springfield cartel into the ground.

They turnedNed's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling into a hashish den full of peace and love.

They embarrased
BS on his quest for love

They added mind altering ingredients to every item on fable's menu

They're eyeing upGrunty's buns

And now, for limited time only, they're opening the back doors to Rolling Thunder (TM).

So come one, come all. Prepare to alter yourself chemically and get on board with the best mobile party in the business. They've been showing everyone how to rock on the road and now you're invited to see where it all started. Hell, they don't even know they're having a party yet, but when they do, there's no telling how far they'll go.

One final note: At a party like this, there are no rules. Although they might get edgy if anyone tries to drive the big truck.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon May 13, 2002 12:45 pm

Check your last link, Flanders. I think you want people to go here: Rolling Thunder (TM)

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon May 13, 2002 12:47 pm

They're eyeing up Grunty's buns

I beg your pardon?!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 1:07 pm

*Walks in* (wearing Adidas tracker bottoms and an England shirt

) I take it there is beer in this bar then?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon May 13, 2002 1:08 pm

Originally posted by Robnark

I beg your pardon?!

I don't think he noticed it...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 1:09 pm

Ysh,

just had to point out your apparel didn't you

There is defnitiely beer in this bar. There's really no telling though what they spike their products with though, no two beers seem to alter oneself the same.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 1:11 pm

@Ned - for sure!

Do you have a wheat beer?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 1:47 pm

by Ysh
Do you have a wheat beer?

You can't be serious.

How about a frothing bud light.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 1:49 pm

Nope, a wheat beer!! I thought the service was slow

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 1:51 pm

They seem to have an absurd supply of rufies, so watch you're tongue.

**serves a draught wheat to Ysh**

Go on, feeling lucky?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 2:09 pm

What's a rufie?

LOL!

I am always feeling lucky! optimism is the best cure for a dry throat

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 2:27 pm

Rufies are drugs people drop in other people's drinks to make them 'less aware' of their surroundings.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon May 13, 2002 2:32 pm

yes, and god knows there are enough of them in the rolling thunder...

in fact, the drinks themselves are far more potent than anything they could be spiked with

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 2:36 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Rufies are drugs people drop in other people's drinks to make them 'less aware' of their surroundings.

Ahhh!! Waverly's purple pills?

been there - done that!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 3:56 pm

by Ysh
Ahhh!! Waverly's purple pills? been there - done that!

So he's not really so charming after all, it's just the powerful drugs, is that what you're saying?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon May 13, 2002 3:59 pm

Why not, alcohol has made me seem more appealing to the opposite sex for years now.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 13, 2002 4:16 pm

poster for alcohol marketing

BEER -- helping ugly people get lucky since the 1850's

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Mon May 13, 2002 10:23 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Why not, alcohol has made me seem more appealing to the opposite sex for years now.

Isn't it usually the other way around? Alcohol makes the opposite sex more appealing to you?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon May 13, 2002 10:52 pm

Isn't it usually the other way around? Alcohol makes the opposite sex more appealing to you?

It doesn't matter to me whose perceptions have to be altered, as long as the end result is the same.

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Mon May 13, 2002 11:17 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

It doesn't matter to me whose perceptions have to be altered, as long as the end result is the same.

Well spoken. Keep it up!