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Rolling Thunder's very own
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 12:42 pm
by Ned Flanders
They trashed
BToN
They drank
Ned's springfield cartel into the ground.
They turned
Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling into a hashish den full of peace and love.
They embarrased
BS on his quest for love
They added mind altering ingredients to every item on
fable's menu
They're eyeing up
Grunty's buns
And now, for limited time only, they're opening the back doors to Rolling Thunder (TM).
So come one, come all. Prepare to alter yourself chemically and get on board with the best mobile party in the business. They've been showing everyone how to rock on the road and now you're invited to see where it all started. Hell, they don't even know they're having a party yet, but when they do, there's no telling how far they'll go.
One final note: At a party like this, there are no rules. Although they might get edgy if anyone tries to drive the big truck.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 12:45 pm
by HighLordDave
Check your last link, Flanders. I think you want people to go here:
Rolling Thunder (TM)
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 12:47 pm
by Robnark
They're eyeing up Grunty's buns
I beg your pardon?!
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 1:07 pm
by Yshania
*Walks in* (wearing Adidas tracker bottoms and an England shirt
) I take it there is beer in this bar then?
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 1:08 pm
by Nippy
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 1:09 pm
by Ned Flanders
Ysh,
just had to point out your apparel didn't you
There is defnitiely beer in this bar. There's really no telling though what they spike their products with though, no two beers seem to alter oneself the same.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 1:11 pm
by Yshania
@Ned - for sure!
Do you have a wheat beer?
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 1:47 pm
by Ned Flanders
by Ysh
Do you have a wheat beer?
You can't be serious.
How about a frothing bud light.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 1:49 pm
by Yshania
Nope, a wheat beer!! I thought the service was slow
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 1:51 pm
by Ned Flanders
They seem to have an absurd supply of rufies, so watch you're tongue.
**serves a draught wheat to Ysh**
Go on, feeling lucky?
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 2:09 pm
by Yshania
What's a rufie?
LOL!
I am always feeling lucky! optimism is the best cure for a dry throat
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 2:27 pm
by Ned Flanders
Rufies are drugs people drop in other people's drinks to make them 'less aware' of their surroundings.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 2:32 pm
by Robnark
yes, and god knows there are enough of them in the rolling thunder...
in fact, the drinks themselves are far more potent than anything they could be spiked with
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 2:36 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Rufies are drugs people drop in other people's drinks to make them 'less aware' of their surroundings.
Ahhh!! Waverly's purple pills?
been there - done that!
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 3:56 pm
by Ned Flanders
by Ysh
Ahhh!! Waverly's purple pills? been there - done that!
So he's not really so charming after all, it's just the powerful drugs, is that what you're saying?
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 3:59 pm
by Bloodstalker
Why not, alcohol has made me seem more appealing to the opposite sex for years now.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 4:16 pm
by Ned Flanders
poster for alcohol marketing
BEER -- helping ugly people get lucky since the 1850's
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 10:23 pm
by Mr Flibble
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 10:52 pm
by Bloodstalker
Isn't it usually the other way around? Alcohol makes the opposite sex more appealing to you?
It doesn't matter to me whose perceptions have to be altered, as long as the end result is the same.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 11:17 pm
by Mr Flibble