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why computer is a woman

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-as soon as you got yours, a better model comes to the market

-besides god no-one understands it's inner logic

-even your smallest, most tinyest mistakes are saved in the memory instantly, and permanently

-the language the comps use to discuss between one another is totally incomprehensible to others

- the message "Bad command or file name" is just as informative as "if you don't know why i'm angry to you, i'm not going to tell you!"

-as soon as you get to know your comp better, you notice half your salary is spent in various additional equipment

:D :D :D :D :D

PS. i'm not a chauvinist :rolleyes:

PPS really i'm not
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Originally posted by Locke Da'averan

PS. i'm not a chauvinist :rolleyes:

PPS really i'm not
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Isn't a chauvinist someone who loves his country??
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Originally posted by Stilgar
Isn't a chauvinist someone who loves his country??
I think that's a patriot.
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Originally posted by Mr.Waesel


I think that's a patriot.
Also true,
but the dutch word chauvinst means some one who loves his country
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chau·vin·ism

1. Militant devotion to and glorification of one's country; fanatical patriotism.
2. Prejudiced belief in the superiority of one's own gender, group, or kind.

The context in which Locke is referring to the word pertains to a man who believes women are inferior.
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How come this suddenly turned into a serious thread?! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Originally posted by Vicsun
How come this suddenly turned into a serious thread?! :eek: :eek: :eek:
I think GameBanshee is going to hell in a handbasket. Yesterday Buck spammed not one, but two, threads and now spammable threads are being hijacked for serious discussion . . .

Sheesh, what's next? Is Weasel going to return control of our computers to us?
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Originally posted by HighLordDave


I think GameBanshee is going to hell in a handbasket. Yesterday Buck spammed not one, but two, threads and now spammable threads are being hijacked for serious discussion . . .

Sheesh, what's next? Is Weasel going to return control of our computers to us?
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Stop picking on Weasel!!
Originally posted by HighLordDave


Sheesh, what's next? Is Weasel going to return control of our computers to us?
I think that's just too extreme! Buck spamming and and spam threads turing into *gasp*serious discussions is tolerable. But having my own control of my comp is just too much for me!
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Originally posted by HighLordDave
<SNIP>Yesterday Buck spammed not one, but two, threads and now spammable threads are being hijacked for serious discussion . . .
The All Mighty One is human too, he sometimes enjoy some quality jokes :)

Originally posted by HighLordDave
Sheesh, what's next? Is Weasel going to return control of our computers to us?
I guess fable is correct about the "3500 Weasels frisking the Internet" :eek: :eek: :D
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If Weasel returns control of our computers to us who will we blame form our misdeeds then :eek: ?

Keep your iron hold on my PC, O Great Weasel, I beg you!

It's all Weasels fault :D .
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Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
If Weasel returns control of our computers to us who will we blame form our misdeeds then :eek: ?

Keep your iron hold on my PC, O Great Weasel, I beg you!

It's all Weasels fault :D .
Blame Canada!

Umm... is Weasel Canadian? Or maybe I should just blame Aegis :D
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Dear God, what's the world coming to....

@Vicsun
Why blame us Canadians? We don't do anything (heh heh heh) ;)
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Originally posted by Vicsun


Blame Canada!

Umm... is Weasel Canadian? Or maybe I should just blame Aegis :D
No, I believe Weasel is from Alabama, or some other tropical location. :)
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Originally posted by fable


No, I believe Weasel is from Alabama, or some other tropical location. :)
I'm pretty sure that he is in some evil plan to move Canada into the tropics..
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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My archeology mission has stumbled upon this thread....

Hmmmm....you know, I would have sworn that Fas would have either started this thread or AT LEAST posted in it....I guess not. :D
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Originally posted by Vicsun
Blame Canada!

Umm... is Weasel Canadian? Or maybe I should just blame Aegis :D
Only if you are willing to suffer the consequences of your actions... :D
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Now I dont wanna be mean or anything but Muahaha
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*Decides Thug needs a good dunking* *G* :D :p ;)

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Originally posted by Scayde

*Decides Thug needs a good dunking* *G* :D :p ;)


I might agree if I had any idea what those items were that he posted :eek:
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