If real life was like BG2 what race/alignment/kit would you be

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:02 am

i'd most probley be a human caotic nutral mage (i hate spelling and refuse to go back and change it

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thats what me thinks

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:09 am

Originally posted by Rattman
(i hate spelling and refuse to do back and change it )

You'd probably be a very dead human chaotic neutral mage. That's what I think.

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:16 am

spelling has nothing to do with mages they have to "copy" scrolls so they don't have to know the spelling

unless of course they decide to make there own scrolls they mine may come out like wild mage stuff

kopywrite · Post by **kopywrite** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:24 am

spelling has nothign to do with mages

What do you use yours for then? Holding up a quarter staff?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:36 am

I'd probably be a ranger, chaotic good or something.
I like beiing in the forest.

(nad I like butt kicking

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Archeron · Post by **Archeron** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:42 am

Well thats a new spin on BG2, while I do try to keep my real life separate from games it got me thinking.....

Definitely a Dragon!

Fly all over Amn, kill anyone you want, have heaps of treasure (its a well known fact that dragons have large hoards of gold, - The Hobbit etc etc), minions to complete dirty work,very cool spells, tough looking.
Phew, what a life that would be!

If I had to choose a 'REAL' BG2 character, I'd go for a Paladin to score all the chicks. A mix of brawn and brains and respected by all.

Archeron · Post by **Archeron** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:45 am

spelling has nothign to do with mages

Hmmm, I thought mages were supposed to be smart.

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:50 am

Hmmm, I thought mages were supposed to be smart.

or i'll be a sorc

Fly all over Amn, kill anyone you want, have heaps of treasure (its a well known fact that dragons have large hoards of gold, - The Hobbit etc etc), minions to complete dirty work,very cool spells, tough looking.

of course you would have pesky adventures hunting you down all the time and when they death fog you you would just sit there and wonder why it hurts

I'd go for a Paladin to score all the chicks

mage = domination

Glod · Post by **Glod** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:03 am

Paladins so do not get all the chicks. Rogues get the chicks. Its not fair but its life.

There was a thread here with a link to a D+D personality test. I turned out as a NG ranger as I recall. I can't find it with search, maybe the poster deleted it for some reason.

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:05 am

if you find that personality test i'll give you a big kiss

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:10 am

http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~ellingwd/ ... index.html
http://blanchard.virtualave.net/war/dndstats.html

woo hoo

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:17 am

True Neutral Human Cleric Fighter
Follower Of Gond

thats me apprently

Archeron · Post by **Archeron** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:17 am

Paladins so do not get all the chicks. Rogues get the chicks. Its not fair but its life.

Immoral paladins score allll the chicks, what with that shiny armour, huuuuge 'sword', like a magnet I reckon.

mage = domination

Unless your a stupid mage, who would then just be a nobody who could't spell.

A dragon wouldn't have to worry about death fog with all the stupid mages about. They probably couldn't even cast 'Protection from poor spelling'.

kopywrite · Post by **kopywrite** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:27 am

Great link Ratt...

Neutral good elven bard or ranger, follower of Oghma.

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:30 am

'Protection from poor spelling'

thats a priest spell you fool

and any way your use of great spelling must serve you great in life what chat up lines do you have

Hey there baby with me around you need no dictonary

Archeron · Post by **Archeron** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:41 am

Maybe your PC (if female) should learn 'Protection from crappy pick up lines',or 'Rissos arrogance warding spell', hope these help.

and any way your use of great spelling must serve you great in life

It helps now and then.

If your not sure of your spelling (assuming you actually care, it does make things easier for everbody), just have 'Word ' open behind this forum screen and use spell check.

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:42 am

I would probally be a commoner, i'm not the adventuring type, and in real live goblins give me the creeps!
(I had a German teacher once who looked like a goblin)

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:44 am

i am sure people are smart enough to work out what word i am on about just by looking at it so it is not really such a problem

it only seems to annoy people who can not work out what word i meant (they must be dumb)

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:46 am

have you seen many real live goblin's

apart from your Germen teacher

No one who speaks german could be evil

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:48 am

Originally posted by Rattman
have you seen many real live goblin's

apart from your Germen teacher

No not realy, but one is enough!!!