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If real life was like BG2 what race/alignment/kit would you be

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:02 am
by Rattman
i'd most probley be a human caotic nutral mage (i hate spelling and refuse to go back and change it :mad: )

thats what me thinks

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:09 am
by Astafas
Originally posted by Rattman
(i hate spelling and refuse to do back and change it :mad: )
You'd probably be a very dead human chaotic neutral mage. That's what I think. :D

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:16 am
by Rattman
spelling has nothing to do with mages they have to "copy" scrolls so they don't have to know the spelling

unless of course they decide to make there own scrolls they mine may come out like wild mage stuff

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:24 am
by kopywrite
spelling has nothign to do with mages


What do you use yours for then? Holding up a quarter staff? :D

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:36 am
by Rob-hin
I'd probably be a ranger, chaotic good or something.
I like beiing in the forest. :) (nad I like butt kicking :D )

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:42 am
by Archeron
Well thats a new spin on BG2, while I do try to keep my real life separate from games it got me thinking.....

Definitely a Dragon!

Fly all over Amn, kill anyone you want, have heaps of treasure (its a well known fact that dragons have large hoards of gold, - The Hobbit etc etc), minions to complete dirty work,very cool spells, tough looking.
Phew, what a life that would be!

If I had to choose a 'REAL' BG2 character, I'd go for a Paladin to score all the chicks. A mix of brawn and brains and respected by all.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:45 am
by Archeron
spelling has nothign to do with mages


Hmmm, I thought mages were supposed to be smart.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:50 am
by Rattman
Hmmm, I thought mages were supposed to be smart.


or i'll be a sorc
Fly all over Amn, kill anyone you want, have heaps of treasure (its a well known fact that dragons have large hoards of gold, - The Hobbit etc etc), minions to complete dirty work,very cool spells, tough looking.


of course you would have pesky adventures hunting you down all the time and when they death fog you you would just sit there and wonder why it hurts
I'd go for a Paladin to score all the chicks


mage = domination :D

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:03 am
by Glod
Paladins so do not get all the chicks. Rogues get the chicks. Its not fair but its life.

There was a thread here with a link to a D+D personality test. I turned out as a NG ranger as I recall. I can't find it with search, maybe the poster deleted it for some reason.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:05 am
by Rattman
if you find that personality test i'll give you a big kiss

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:10 am
by Rattman

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:17 am
by Rattman
True Neutral Human Cleric Fighter
Follower Of Gond

thats me apprently

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:17 am
by Archeron
Paladins so do not get all the chicks. Rogues get the chicks. Its not fair but its life.


Immoral paladins score allll the chicks, what with that shiny armour, huuuuge 'sword', like a magnet I reckon.
mage = domination


Unless your a stupid mage, who would then just be a nobody who could't spell.

A dragon wouldn't have to worry about death fog with all the stupid mages about. They probably couldn't even cast 'Protection from poor spelling'.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:27 am
by kopywrite
Great link Ratt...

Neutral good elven bard or ranger, follower of Oghma.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:30 am
by Rattman
'Protection from poor spelling'


thats a priest spell you fool

and any way your use of great spelling must serve you great in life what chat up lines do you have

Hey there baby with me around you need no dictonary ;)

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:41 am
by Archeron
Maybe your PC (if female) should learn 'Protection from crappy pick up lines',or 'Rissos arrogance warding spell', hope these help.


and any way your use of great spelling must serve you great in life


It helps now and then.

If your not sure of your spelling (assuming you actually care, it does make things easier for everbody), just have 'Word ' open behind this forum screen and use spell check.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:42 am
by Stilgar
I would probally be a commoner, i'm not the adventuring type, and in real live goblins give me the creeps!
(I had a German teacher once who looked like a goblin)

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:44 am
by Rattman
i am sure people are smart enough to work out what word i am on about just by looking at it so it is not really such a problem

it only seems to annoy people who can not work out what word i meant (they must be dumb)

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:46 am
by Rattman
have you seen many real live goblin's

apart from your Germen teacher
No one who speaks german could be evil

Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:48 am
by Stilgar
Originally posted by Rattman
have you seen many real live goblin's

apart from your Germen teacher

No not realy, but one is enough!!!