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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:37 pm

With the botched invasion now public, Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien scrambled to diffuse anger in Washington. Fortunately, his explanation to President Bush has so far succeeded in deflecting American ire. "He told me the smoke wasn't from Quebec," said Bush. "He said it was from al Quebec. Damn, those guys are everywhere."

The Secret Invasion

Vinin · Post by **Vinin** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 7:43 pm

I KNEW IT!! THOSE CANUCKS! and to think I was gonna get a house in the Poconos but id have to live next a canadien general!

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:24 pm

Its times like this when I DO believe the world's on heroin..

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:30 pm

Originally posted by Obsidian
Its times like this when I DO believe the world's on heroin..

The reports of Bush doing heroin are not proven.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 10:44 pm

Aah I forgot about Satirewire, man I used to love visiting this site.

"So, if we are short by about 1.9 million soldiers, how, exactly, were we going to pull this invasion off?" asked Ontario MP John Godfrey. "Were we just going to use smoke?"

"And mirrors," said Henault. "Lots and lots of mirrors."

LMAO!

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 11:36 pm

Canadians..........will they ever learn?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:46 am

Originally posted by Weasel
The reports of Bush doing heroin are not proven.

I thought Dubya was into cocaine . . . or maybe just some insider trading.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 6:20 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave

I thought Dubya was into cocaine . . . or maybe just some insider trading.

Here's the evidence:

No worries, I'm always and everywhere

Beldin

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:28 am

Damn... I always knew those politicians would find a way to mess up my plans...

Word · Post by **Word** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:39 am

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

we've defeated those dirty canuckers once again!!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:46 am

I'd be careful what you say... Otherwise, we might cut off your supply of timber, beer, Maple Syrup, and hot Canadian women...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:55 am

Originally posted by Aegis
I'd be careful what you say... Otherwise, we might cut off your supply of timber, beer, Maple Syrup, and hot Canadian women...

You mean Bush is going to run for office in Canada???

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:01 am

Originally posted by Weasel
You mean Bush is going to run for office in Canada???

Interesting. Let's give him a maple leaf and a copy of Gordon Lightfoot's Greatest Hits, and throw him over the border.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:15 pm

huh?

You'll stop giving us beer and syrup and women? First off your women come to us, second off pancacks suck. Third off whenever we run out of our natural resources or we get into an argument with canada, we will just take it. I have a firm belief that in the next decade america will just invade little america (canada) and take whatever we want.

that includes your beer. Even though ours is perfectly fine. yes coors light is great, and by great i mean super great.

thug

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:28 pm

Have I mentioned I don't like RandomThug anymore

j/k.

If it weren't for canadian women being lured across the border by vast amounts of money, america would have degenerated into a pile of inbred hill billies like Bush, I mean the Southern States, I mean, ah you know what I mean.

Thirdly, american beer is nothing. The . comes AFTER the 5! Just so you know. Coors = great. And by great, I mean bad, greatly bad.

Not to mention, in your ignorance, maple syrup can be used on more than just pancakes. Ahem, Waffles, and... errr, well, whats one thing you CAN'T put maple syrup on?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:03 pm

Originally posted by Obsidian

If it weren't for canadian women being lured across the border by vast amounts of money, america would have degenerated into a pile of inbred hill billies like Bush, I mean the Southern States, I mean, ah you know what I mean.

I believe Bush is part of the Northern educated bunch. Don't blame the South because he claims it...blame Texas.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:42 pm

While I claim no responsibility for the south (blame texas, they have tried to succeed before I say let them).

The same reason your women come here, your hockey players, actors, musicians, anyone of any particular talent we can abuse and make money off of. Everyone comes here for a reason, cause we kick as$. Know it. And without your women? Your women? sorry friend I live in southern california. OUR women are freaking amazing and dont need any canadian women to butt in.

"Im not sloow... Im just canadian... ayyee.."

Its not that I hate canada, its just I really dont like it and a really love america.

thug

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 9:13 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
While I claim no responsibility for the south (blame texas, they have tried to succeed before I say let them).

An old ad... "Texas, not just another state...another state of mind"

(I'm a rebel too...but I come from the Heart of Dixie...our ad.."We have trees."

)

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:56 pm

Originally posted by Obsidian
Not to mention, in your ignorance, maple syrup can be used on more than just pancakes. Ahem, Waffles, and... errr, well, whats one thing you CAN'T put maple syrup on?

A goldfish.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:56 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
While I claim no responsibility for the south (blame texas, they have tried to succeed before I say let them).

The same reason your women come here, your hockey players, actors, musicians, anyone of any particular talent we can abuse and make money off of. Everyone comes here for a reason, cause we kick as$. Know it. And without your women? Your women? sorry friend I live in southern california. OUR women are freaking amazing and dont need any canadian women to butt in.

"Im not sloow... Im just canadian... ayyee.."

Its not that I hate canada, its just I really dont like it and a really love america.

thug

First off, it's "eh", second off, the only reason you guys got the money is because you got our women, and our athletes. And, your country does not "kick ass" as you put it, it merely is the bigger bully (No offense meant to Americans, that is merely my opinion of the political nature of the states, and in no way reflects the general populace). Lastly, how many women do you know that cancook bacon, drink beer, and play sports like a guy, but look hot, love great like the best of women?