Anti-Terrorist Action!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:45 pm

TERRORIST ALERT!!!!!

Help us!

Because the " alQaeda/Taliban/Jihad" cannot stand nudity and consider
it
a
sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, next Saturday
afternoon at
2:00p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of
their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist
effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude.

(Since theTaliban/alQaeda/Jihad does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-Taliban/anti-alQaeda
sentiment.)

Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not
participate.

Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and
indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism.
To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similarly
minded
patriots.

Let's all do our part to ferret out those terrorists from our
neighbourhoods!!!!!

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:56 pm

Once

For once Aegis I believe your on to something great, something... grand.

BaronTx · Post by **BaronTx** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 6:28 pm

Noooooooo!!!!!!!! I live in an older (but stately neighborhood).

And there are a lot of original home owners here

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 6:44 pm

Originally posted by BaronTx
Noooooooo!!!!!!!! I live in an older (but stately neighborhood). And there are a lot of original home owners here

ROFLMAO..

was just thinking the same thing

*HUG*

BaronTx · Post by **BaronTx** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 6:58 pm

@ Scayde - Do you plan on parading around the block?

Maybe I could sell tickets *$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 7:00 pm

Originally posted by BaronTx
@ Scayde - Do you plan on parading around the block?

Maybe I could sell tickets *$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*

LMAO... well, we could always use the money

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 7:35 pm

I'll be delighted to lend my assistance to this Noble Cause, and make certain that all women do as requested.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 7:47 pm

:

rints out Aegis's post and forwards to the Tri-Delts and Alpha Chi house::

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 7:51 pm

@HLD : They should print it and stick these on any Wallmart & MCDonalds

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 7:57 pm

Hrm, doesnt islam have rules concerning clothing for men aswell?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:10 pm

I gotta get my camcorder back from my cousin

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:15 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
Hrm, doesnt islam have rules concerning clothing for men aswell?

To the best of my knowledge, yes. Im not sure exactly what is looked upon as acceptable and what is frowned upon, though. But AFAIK, there are strict rules on women's clothing and somewhat strict on men's clothing.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:25 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
But AFAIK, there are strict rules on women's clothing

wich is another point... wouldnt it be enough if the woman walked around the block without wearing veils?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:26 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
wich is another point... wouldnt it be enough if the woman walked around the block without wearing veils?

No

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:31 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
Hrm, doesnt islam have rules concerning clothing for men aswell?

I'm not sure what it is for men, but I believe it was meant to be similar to that of women except the so called "good" Muslims don't really follow it. I believe the women have to cover their head, and most of their skin. Hands, feet, face, neck, can show, but I'm not sure.

wich is another point... wouldnt it be enough if the woman walked around the block without wearing veils?

That would be enough if we just want them to go into a coma, and then arrest them, but if they go totally naked, these guy's heads may pop off, like in Mars Attack.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:42 pm

Hrm, Im picking up some kind of negative attitude here... Im just trying to help damn it.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:50 pm

If you really wanna help, help me organize the Miami Beach area for this thing

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 9:09 pm

The word has to spread- Especially in the areas congested by beautiful women. The Coastal states, where there are more beautiful women and terrorists cells. Thank you stupid Al-Qaeda for placing your cells where you did.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 1:28 am

Originally posted by Aegis
at
2:00p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of
their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood
terrorists.

YESSSSS, but make that "ALL women" ...not just North America...WE in Europe and Asia are also in danger of attacks !

Originally posted by Dottie
wich is another point... wouldnt it be enough if the woman walked around the block without wearing veils?

@Dot: Noooooo !

no worries,

Beldin

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:59 am

Actually on a serious note: The whole covering thing is an issue of not showing the figure of a woman. Face, feet, hands even shoulders can be shown, but the arch conservatives think everything including eyes and ears should be covered. Al Qaeda is all for that that. And the best way to show the figure off is not wearing any clothes. So i am all for it

I will cover Switzerland if need be