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This is spectacular! It's not really new, but I don't think it's been posted here. Read part 1 and part 2 now and be amazed.
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Post by Chanak »

Brilliant. I love it. :D
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ROFLMAO! :D
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ROFLMAO !!!

Priceless... *sob* ahh *sob* priceless... :eek:
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That is hilarious ! LMAO ! :D
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McBane made the news with a case :D
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LMAO

Very funny!! :D
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:D :D
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I like his style. :D :D
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LMAO...Too damm funny *tear*

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Can anyone say Monty Python? This would have been a classic. :D
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Post by Jaesha »

@TX; Damn right!

Man, this stuff is just too great! Will you please post pt.III when it´s out? :D
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Post by Beldin »

OMG ! I havent laughed that hard since ....ahem... since I read BS latest episode in the tunnels... ;) :D ...

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LMAO
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LOL tihs is to funny :) laughing so hard i was crying :D
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LOL, I never thought I'd see that thread bumped :)
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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