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nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 8:34 pm
by Taco Magus
1. Play Baldurs Gate series

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 9:04 pm
by dragon wench
*Read a book
*Write, paint, cook or something similarly creative
*Buy a PS2 :D

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 9:22 pm
by Nightmare
5. Re-write the Bible, inserting your name wherever it says "Lord" or "God". :D

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 9:57 pm
by KidD01
6. count the fences on your dorm
7. Go to a hypermart and count the bulbs installed there :rolleyes:

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 10:00 pm
by Tybaltus
8 Listen to music
9 See how many times you can punch a desk before pain starts to settle in (My record is 1021 :D )

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 11:06 pm
by Zelgadis
10 Visit SYM :D

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 1:01 am
by Kayless

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 3:07 am
by frogus
12 - Erect a tower to your fame everlasting :cool:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 3:50 am
by Jaesha
13. Bash Anomen
14. See how many different words you can do with your bag of m&m´s.
15. MaGiC mUsHrOoMs. :D

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:56 am
by Vicsun
16. Lurk in SYM reading all the tavern threads :eek:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:18 am
by Maharlika
Oh no!

17. Fly kites and kill the kittens. :eek: :D

18. Play minesweeper. :p


Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:19 am
by Askal
17. Get a mohawk....
18. Stare at people who stare at you.

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:25 am
by Askal
19. (or is it 21?) Beat yourself up for not scrolling down far enough to see Maharlika already did 17 and 18.

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 5:43 am
by Phantom Lord
22. Play Civilization III
23. Scan all your photos with high resolution
24. Put your records in alphabetical order

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 6:04 am
by Bloodmist
25. join every joinable website you can find

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:21 am
by Robnark
26: buy a big box of thumbtacks and a ball of string. put the thumbtacks in the ceiling in a precise grid pattern - roughly 10cm or so apart - and use the string to hang an object off each one.

27: collect drink cans. glue them to the ceiling.

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 1:52 pm
by frogus
ROFLMFAO@ Robnark...

28 - Persecute harmless crackpots!
29 - Try and figure out what acatalectic means.

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 1:54 pm
by dragon wench
30. Download The Two Towers Trailer and play repeatedly while drooling over Aragorn. :D
Well... I guess replace with appropriate subject of fantasy if you are male :p

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 2:03 pm
by Robnark
31: juggle eggs. outdoors.
32: go to park. watch squirrels bury nuts. dig them up and bury them somewhere else.
33: make ungodly numbers of origami shuriken :cool:

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 2:05 pm
by Kayless
34. Download The Two Towers Trailer and play repeatedly while drooling over Gollum. Image