Boyfriend test for equalities sake

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:40 am

I find sexual discrimination unbearable, so I wanted to make sure male SYMer's were represented

test

I passed

Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....

Whoever she is, from the way she talks, I want to shoot her....badly

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:56 am

congradulations! your an *******... you dont even know your girlfriends full name,and probably have some stinky STD--what a slut you are. i pitty your girlfriend if anyone was stupid enough to actually date you.

Hrm... are there only two options?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:00 am

I wouldn't know, I was convinced the thing gave me the wrong answer and didn't wanna risk it

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:53 am

Something tells me...

Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....

...that the questions and the results are easy to expect.

Yes, there is a direct and obvious corellation between the questions and the results.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:42 am

Congradulations! you are a hopeless romantic... you love to be in love- regardless of who with. You could also be classified as a drama queen/or maybe eevn gay, good luck wiht keeping a girlfriend bevause youll probably scare her of soon.

Boy, does this test have many typo's or what?

Duskyblue · Post by **Duskyblue** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:47 am

*takes notes*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:17 am

Originally posted by Dottie
congradulations! your an *******... you dont even know your girlfriends full name,and probably have some stinky STD--what a slut you are. i pitty your girlfriend if anyone was stupid enough to actually date you.

I got this one too. Both this test and the girlfriend test seems to belong to the Moral Majority

Littiz · Post by **Littiz** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 6:29 am

I got "hopeless romantic" but I didn't like the rest!

"Good luck, probably you'll scare her" ?!??
"Maybe you're even gay" ?!?!?!?

Who wrote this stupid test?

Edit: ehi Rob-hin, you got the same

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:45 am

Originally posted by Littiz
I got "hopeless romantic" but I didn't like the rest!
"Good luck, probably you'll scare her" ?!??
"Maybe you're even gay" ?!?!?!?

Who wrote this stupid test?

Edit: ehi Rob-hin, you got the same

I got the same thing.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 8:08 am

congradulations! your are STUPID... can you even tie your shoes?? its a wonder you made your way onto this site. you are clueless and therefore a waste of time- tell your girlfriend before she finds out on her own and spreads a nasty rumor about how you have std's and one testicle!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 8:27 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
I got this one too. Both this test and the girlfriend test seems to belong to the Moral Majority

I would like to know what you answered to the first question, In the choice between stupid, romantic, silly, ambigous and false, what is the lesser evil?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:38 pm

ROFL @Waverly's result.

Originally posted by Dottie
I would like to know what you answered to the first question, In the choice between stupid, romantic, silly, ambigous and false, what is the lesser evil?

I chose alternative 3, the silly "(sweat profusely) " uuh i, i, love you! ", since I figured I could interpret that reply as if I was sweating in fear of triggering off the other persons unfounded expectations of "the couple-relationship kit" by telling him I love him. But I thought all the alternatives were really stupid:

1. " uhhh" , and stare blankly at her No, excluded since I am a verbal person and I have no problems telling people what I think of them.

2. " your the best girlfriend ever..." and kiss her forhead No, that would most likely be a silly lie, all my boyfriends have had their individual advantages and disadvantages.

4. "i cant do this anymore"... then turn and leave the room No, excluded, I do not have social phobia nor have problems with expressing myself.

5. psh- i dont really like my girlfriend- shes just a good lay No, excluded, if that was the case I would not label the other person my "girl/boyfriend" since that IMO denotes a more general committment, and the other person would also know if that was the case.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:17 pm

I am a super dee duper boyfriend....

Nice result Dottie...so, are you er...attached?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:43 pm

Originally posted by frogus
I am a super dee duper boyfriend....

Me, too. Kind of disturbing, isn't it?

At least the Girlfriend quiz wasn't full of type-o's.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:00 pm

Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....

hmmm..... I guess I passed......

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:25 pm

Originally posted by frogus
Nice result Dottie...so, are you er...attached?

Very suprisingly... no.

@Caenorhabditis: I see, I think I will join you in claiming the test is flawed.

I have no ulterior motives.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:56 pm

Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....

hm, I make as good a boyfriend as a girlfriend, it seems. the accuracy of these tests is astounding.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:38 pm

As I always maintained, the best tools work both ways.

Nice one Rob...

@Dottie - I got the impression that you were rather attached to CE's sofa...you think there's no future there?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:49 pm

Originally posted by frogus
@Dottie - I got the impression that you were rather attached to CE's sofa...you think there's no future there?

As far as I know my sofa (and I've had it for a long time) I think there is a sense of mutual attraction between the two of them

I think they feel they can communicate with each other on the same level

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:55 pm

Both are soft and supportive?

*goes out back, to where teams of trained monkeys are chained up being forced to write gags*

That's awful, you bastards!