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Boyfriend test for equalities sake
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:40 am
by Bloodstalker
I find sexual discrimination unbearable, so I wanted to make sure male SYMer's were represented
test
I passed
Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....
Whoever she is, from the way she talks, I want to shoot her....badly
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:56 am
by Dottie
congradulations! your an *******... you dont even know your girlfriends full name,and probably have some stinky STD--what a slut you are. i pitty your girlfriend if anyone was stupid enough to actually date you.
Hrm... are there only two options?
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:00 am
by Bloodstalker
I wouldn't know, I was convinced the thing gave me the wrong answer and didn't wanna risk it
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:53 am
by Maharlika
Something tells me...
Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....
...that the questions and the results are easy to expect.
Yes, there is a direct and obvious corellation between the questions and the results.
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:42 am
by Rob-hin
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:47 am
by Duskyblue
*takes notes*
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:17 am
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Dottie
congradulations! your an *******... you dont even know your girlfriends full name,and probably have some stinky STD--what a slut you are. i pitty your girlfriend if anyone was stupid enough to actually date you.
I got this one too. Both this test and the girlfriend test seems to belong to the Moral Majority
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 6:29 am
by Littiz
I got "hopeless romantic" but I didn't like the rest!
"Good luck, probably you'll scare her" ?!??
"Maybe you're even gay" ?!?!?!?
Who wrote this stupid test?
Edit: ehi Rob-hin, you got the same
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:45 am
by Tybaltus
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 8:08 am
by Waverly
congradulations! your are STUPID... can you even tie your shoes?? its a wonder you made your way onto this site. you are clueless and therefore a waste of time- tell your girlfriend before she finds out on her own and spreads a nasty rumor about how you have std's and one testicle!
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 8:27 am
by Dottie
Originally posted by C Elegans
I got this one too. Both this test and the girlfriend test seems to belong to the Moral Majority
I would like to know what you answered to the first question, In the choice between stupid, romantic, silly, ambigous and false, what is the lesser evil?
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:38 pm
by C Elegans
ROFL @Waverly's result.
Originally posted by Dottie
I would like to know what you answered to the first question, In the choice between stupid, romantic, silly, ambigous and false, what is the lesser evil?
I chose alternative 3, the silly "(sweat profusely) " uuh i, i, love you! ", since I figured I could interpret that reply as if I was sweating in fear of triggering off the other persons unfounded expectations of "the couple-relationship kit" by telling him I love him. But I thought all the alternatives were really stupid:
1. " uhhh" , and stare blankly at her No, excluded since I am a verbal person and I have no problems telling people what I think of them.
2. " your the best girlfriend ever..." and kiss her forhead No, that would most likely be a silly lie, all my boyfriends have had their individual advantages and disadvantages.
4. "i cant do this anymore"... then turn and leave the room No, excluded, I do not have social phobia nor have problems with expressing myself.
5. psh- i dont really like my girlfriend- shes just a good lay No, excluded, if that was the case I would not label the other person my "girl/boyfriend" since that IMO denotes a more general committment, and the other person would also know if that was the case.
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:17 pm
by frogus
I am a super dee duper boyfriend....
Nice result Dottie...so, are you er...attached?
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:43 pm
by Aqua-chan
Originally posted by frogus
I am a super dee duper boyfriend....
Me, too. Kind of disturbing, isn't it?
At least the Girlfriend quiz wasn't full of type-o's.
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:00 pm
by garazdawi
Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....
hmmm..... I guess I passed......
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:25 pm
by Dottie
Originally posted by frogus
Nice result Dottie...so, are you er...attached?
Very suprisingly... no.
@Caenorhabditis: I see, I think I will join you in claiming the test is flawed.
I have no ulterior motives.
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:56 pm
by Robnark
Woweee! You made it out of here wiht a decent result- You are a sweetheart! Your honest, caring and know your girlfriend. You would neevr forget her birthday or tell her shes fat EVER! you are a super dee duper boyfriend....
hm, I make as good a boyfriend as a girlfriend, it seems. the accuracy of these tests is astounding.
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:38 pm
by frogus
As I always maintained, the best tools work both ways.
Nice one Rob...
@Dottie - I got the impression that you were rather attached to CE's sofa...you think there's no future there?
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:49 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by frogus
@Dottie - I got the impression that you were rather attached to CE's sofa...you think there's no future there?
As far as I know my sofa (and I've had it for a long time) I think there is a sense of mutual attraction between the two of them
I think they feel they can communicate with each other on the same level
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:55 pm
by frogus
Both are soft and supportive?
*goes out back, to where teams of trained monkeys are chained up being forced to write gags*
That's awful, you bastards!