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Inspired by Chan's recent thread, I thought it might be a good occasion to renovate my old "Home for the Depraved" and bring it back as a sparkling, new refuge for those twisted and demented souls of SYM.

We have a brand new menu that includes, but is not limited to:
all manner of English Muffins, Pasta alla Puttanesca, Diabolically, hot chillies....
and last but not least, Devilishly delicious deserts... Our Mud Pie is...well... to die for...

Drinks

*Snake Sliver Sling

*Hot Oyster C0cktail upon the half shell

*Incendiary Navels

*Satan's Furnace

Our decor has been somewhat revamped as well. Large, velvet cushions lie strewn over the hardwood.... Roman-style lounging chairs grace the front room... and for the truly adventurous... the basement, in addition to its original torturous delights.. now offers a jungle gym.

So do enter the tranquil warmth of the oasis and allow all your worldly cares to drift peacefully away.

*screams*

*runs back into his ready-made padded cell*

Ahhh...

I'll have an Incendiary Navel, please

Originally posted by Kameleon
*screams*

*runs back into his ready-made padded cell*

Ahhh...

I'll have an Incendiary Navel, please

*hunts around for the barmaid, instructs her to prepare Kam a screamingly hot Incendiary Navel*

Hey! Who put all this leather stuff in my cell?!

Originally posted by Kameleon
Hey! Who put all this leather stuff in my cell?!

No doubt it was one of the staff; we do after all aim to ensure the complete comfort and satisfaction of all our residents

Originally posted by dragon wench
No doubt it was one of the staff; we do after all aim to ensure the complete comfort and satisfaction of all our residents

Ah, excellent - I was worried I'd have to pay for a moment

Originally posted by Kameleon
Ah, excellent - I was worried I'd have to pay for a moment

Not to worry, upon entry to the house, all receive an inclusive package deal granting access to our diverse and sundry ministrations.
The Sanctuary's express goal is to instill complete peace of mind... and like our rival, the Club Med, we even provide child-minding services.

Originally posted by dragon wench

The Sanctuary's express goal is to instill complete peace of mind... and like our rival, the Club Med, we even provide child-minding services.

*Nips in, dumps kids, nips back out* I'll be back later

I'll take the hot oyster on the half-shell. I'll supply the rest.

Ok, seems like I'll be living in the basement....have my mail forwarded.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Ok, seems like I'll be living in the basement....have my mail forwarded.

Sorry the gutter is taken
*ushers kids home, they have caused enough damage to the property*

I'll have a Furnace please bar wench

Is that a bottle of Jameson's in your pants, or are you just happy....oh, never mind.

Who dare lay claim to my gutter?

If it's you Ysh...we can work something out

BS, you're just a sucker for a woman in leather.....not that that's a bad thing, mind you.

@Ned, don't tell the barmaid I am bringing our own *eek* *pours Ned a dram* how have you been? *hug*

@BS, I am not negotiable

I've been alright Ysh, thanks for the dram **shoots it down with a smile**

She may not be negotiable BS, but she is gropable! Thank you Miss, may I have another.

@Ned.....I can't argue the fact...well, I could, but no one would believe me

@Ysh....Ok, I'll take your best offer then

*places bottle on floor to avoid gropes* let's face it, a few more shots like that and that's where you will be

@BS, try the gents toilets, I have no interest accommodating those

Pardon my wandering hands, it would appear this smooth whisky has done clouded my eyes.

Anyone seen a bottle of whisky. Ooooooooo, that's a bit soft for a bottle.

The better to look up skirts

I gotta run...nice to see you Ned