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The Gruntormatory Penal Colony for the Criminally Deviant
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:13 am
by Waverly
‘nough said. He’s been chasing Foul around threatening to stow his tackle, and I’ve been warned that I’ve sparked his interest as well. I’m hoping the word ‘Penal’ gets his attention, and he volunteers for confinement.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:14 am
by Minerva
How about yourself? Are you going to submit yourself to the confinement as well?
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:18 am
by Gruntboy
This is my nut-house, shove off the lot of you!
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:18 am
by Enchantress
Can I come?
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:20 am
by Gruntboy
Well, I'm chained up in here but I'll try.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:20 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Minerva
How about yourself? Are you going to submit yourself to the confinement as well?
Only if you are my corrections officer, goddess.
But before that, our second inmate will have to be Foul, who has been seen flitting about in a powder blue dress and glass slippers, batting his eyelashes at Grunty and generally going into what can best be described as estrus.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:23 am
by Enchantress
Originally posted by Gruntboy
Well, I'm chained up in here but I'll try.
Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)
Edit: Hold on a minute - I'm not "batting me eyes at Grunty"! He's gone into a sexual frenzy today! I had nothing to do with it!
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:25 am
by Gruntboy
Lord save me!
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:27 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Enchantress
Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)
OK, Darl, time to reveal your true, twisted, hideous countenance.
C'mon. I know you want to use a 13 syllable word. Maybe attack a young SYMian with a flurry of obscenity mixed with words they don't understand. Flaunt your special brand of condescending sarcasm.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:29 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Enchantress
Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)
Edit: Hold on a minute - I'm not "batting me eyes at Grunty"! He's gone into a sexual frenzy today! I had nothing to do with it!
That's his normal service. Not just for today.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:30 am
by Waverly
New strategy:
aversion therapy - I say we strip them down, and let them mate until they get it out of their systems.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:33 am
by Enchantress
Originally posted by Waverly
OK, Darl, time to reveal your true, twisted, hideous countenance.
C'mon. I know you want to use a 13 syllable word. Maybe attack a young SYMian with a flurry of obscenity mixed with words they don't understand. Flaunt your special brand of condescending sarcasm.
I am Gruntboy's great aunt once removed. That's who I am. We have a very special relationship, as you can see.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:34 am
by dragon wench
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:34 am
by Gruntboy
Give me the treatment!
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:36 am
by Enchantress
Hold on - who is stripping off and who has fur and feathers?
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:39 am
by Gruntboy
I'm naked but Tybaltus is nowhere near me. Thankfully.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:40 am
by Enchantress
And what is the treatment that you so desire?
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:47 am
by Waverly
The new, new (and most risky) strategy yet:
I think I need a course of treatment as well. No one can deny that I'm nearly as ill as Grunt. Minerva, if you would be so kind...
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:49 am
by Gruntboy
LMFAO!
Its all in the interests of scientifc research. Maybe CE will oblige.
(by God Sir, you're a geeeenius!)
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:27 am
by Yshania
Waverly and Gruntboy frolick naked together
Originally posted by Waverly
The new, new (and most risky) strategy yet:
I think I need a course of treatment as well. No one can deny that I'm nearly as ill as Grunt. Minerva, if you would be so kind...
*sigh* so
this is what is at the bottom of your recent uprising?
*Ties Waverly to the rack, and brushes off her hands*
He's all yours Minerva. If you want him that is...