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If you could be a god of legend, who would it be? (spam on topic)

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 9:12 am
by fable
All are fair game, including Western monotheistic deities whose followers sometimes really hate the presence of other gods on the block. ;) Bear in mind, you can't change what they're a god of. You can't decide to be Artemis because she has a wicked cool bow, then make her a goddess of romance novels. Besides, if you do, you'll probably get an arrow in the sternum.

Me, I'm partial to Volos, the Slavic horned lord, who ruled animals, trade, the underworld, poets, bards and magic. A sort of super-Herne, with Apollo thrown in. You could get a lot of mileage out of that. ;)

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 9:59 am
by Enchantress
Off the top of me head I think I'll be Epona - Celtic Goddess of Horses.

She just sounds cool.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 10:17 am
by Nippy
Probably Thor. I dig the hammer. :D

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 10:20 am
by dragon wench
Artemis (Diana) ;)
Incidentally.... there is actually some debate regarding her relationships (or lack thereof) with men. Apparently, a more recent interpretation is that it was simply she did not have a permanent consort.... ;)

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 11:24 am
by Littiz
Crom!
:D

@DW: I've always loved Diana... my preferred goddess, and best female name(very rare here) :cool:

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 12:30 pm
by Ned Flanders
Loki.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 12:30 pm
by Robnark
well, I don't think Cthulhu really counts, so I'd go with Quetzacoatl. mainly because he's got a cool name.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 2:32 pm
by fable
You're right: Cthulhu was just the result of Lovecraft being locked in dark rooms as a child. It isn't a god. It isn't even real. At best, it is a customs agent. But all is not lost: possibly we could start up another thread for the customs agent you want to be. :)

Quetzacoatl. mainly because he's got a cool name.

Being a winged serpent is also pretty neat, if I recall my mythology correctly. One of a kind sort of thing. You'd probably evoke a lot of interest at parties.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 2:36 pm
by Gwalchmai
Coyote. :cool:

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 3:20 pm
by Robnark
Originally posted by fable
Being a winged serpent is also pretty neat, if I recall my mythology correctly. One of a kind sort of thing. You'd probably evoke a lot of interest at parties.

indeed he is. and there's the fact that he is literally a feather boa. :)

Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 4:43 pm
by frogus
Originally posted by Robnark
indeed he is. and there's the fact that he is literally a feather boa. :)
*pisses self*

LAMAFAO!

I would be Morpheus :cool:

Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 4:49 am
by Silur
I think I'd be the egyptian god Seth (either the good or the evil version will be fine). I'd spend my day brutally weeding out all the people who claim they were egyptian temple priestesses in a previous life ;) In most likelyhood they're lying, in which case they're infidels that should be punished. If by any chance they're telling the truth, I need to eradicate any evidence of their existence since it goes against the tenets of the traditional egyptian faith (which of course also qualify them as infidels :D ).

Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 5:16 am
by Tamerlane
Horus, god of well lots of things. Actually I just like the falcon head. ;)

Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 6:05 am
by KidD01
A mixture of Vhisnu, Ganesha & Shiva. Fable might know which Greek gods for those ;)

Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 7:10 am
by Vicsun
Since monotheistic deities are not excluded I'd have to be God. Yeah, I'm talking about the nameless deity which most major religions worship. There is just something that I like about not sharing power with others, and not having a name is original :p

Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 8:21 am
by fable
Originally posted by Vicsun
Since monotheistic deities are not excluded I'd have to be God. Yeah, I'm talking about the nameless deity which most major religions worship.


Not nameless. The ancient Habiru, whose descendants are (in part) the modern Jews, believed that not naming their god was a sign of great respect to a most awful, frightening deity with the power over life and death. But the god's name was/is the consonants JHVH, in a semitic language where vowel sounds are governed by custom. So that god has frequently been represented by Jahweh, and more conventionally in the US by Jehovah.

A mixture of Vhisnu, Ganesha & Shiva. Fable might know which Greek gods for those ;)

Almost certainly Microsoft. ;) Smart-aleck kids, I tells ya...

). I'd spend my day brutally weeding out all the people who claim they were egyptian temple priestesses in a previous life ;)

Many of my Wiccan and pagan co-religionists leave me embarassed by such nonsense. It's been said that if all the reincarnated Egyptian priests and priestesses actually lived back in the various Egyptian dynasties they claimed to hail from, there would have been no ordinary citizens and slaves to run the country. You wanna have a go at 'em, quasi-Seth? Be my guest. ;) :D

Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 8:37 am
by KidD01
Microsoft ? Duh ! Does Microsoft posses any wisdom like Vhisnu ? I shrudder to think they got any :o

Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 8:43 am
by fable
Originally posted by KidD01
Microsoft ? Duh ! Does Microsoft posses any wisdom like Vhisnu ? I shrudder to think they got any :o


Wisdom? Well, that depends upon whom you speak with. Employees of Microsoft and politicians in general who know nothing about it will swear by its enormous creativity and wisdom. Others who are intimately aware of Microsoft products and the company's activities will just as often swear at them. I suppose when you get down to it, it's more of a Ahura Mazdah/Ahriman kinda thing. ;)

Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 8:52 am
by Craig
Most norse gods are cool, but you can't forget the greeks...

Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 8:55 am
by Craig
Whoops