Somebody's getting married . . . (Vivien's bachelorette party thread)

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:46 am

If my memory serves me correctly, one of the regular SYMmers (who hasn't been around much lately, but we still love her) is getting hitched this weekend. With that in mind, I am hereby declaring Vivien's Bachelorette Party Thread open for business.
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We'll start with a musical number, courtesy of the Muppets (with apologies to Jim Henson):

Somebody's getting married!
Somebody's getting married!
Somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody somebody somebody somebody...!

Somebody get some flowers!
Somebody get a ring!
Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing!
Somebody get an organ to play!
Cause somebody's getting married today!

Somebody get a preacher!
Somebody bake a cake!
Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take!
Somebody get a sweet negilee!
Cause somebody's getting married today!

[Swedish Chef]Veddeeng! Veddeeng! Peeg und fruggeee veddeeng!

Somebody get champagne!
Somebody rent a room!
Somebody get the lovely bride!
And somebody get the groom!
Somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody--!
Somebody get this wedding underway!
[Swedish Chef]Coose-a sumebudy's getteeng merreeed tudey!

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There's a bar in the corner, strippers will be here later and anything goes in the lovely bride's last days of "freedom".

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:49 am

Since it is a bachelorette party, I assume they will be male strippers?

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:57 am

Congrats, @Viv! May you have a friendly, loving, and sultry marriage.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:03 am

Originally posted by Yshania
Since it is a bachelorette party, I assume they will be male strippers?

There will be stippers for all persuasions, drinks for all palates and strip-Twister for those of extra . . . um, flexibility.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:07 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave
There will be stippers for all persuasions, drinks for all palates and strip-Twister for those of extra . . . um, flexibility.

Is it true that you, @HLD, will be showing up as Zorro?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:15 am

Originally posted by fable
Is it true that you, @HLD, will be showing up as Zorro?

Close, but not quite; someone will be doing a special "dance" as Zorro, but not me. Instead it will be CM.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:20 am

In your dreams! Once is enough. Public Humiliation is good only once a week. I had my quota for the month already filled.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:22 am

*hugs* to Viv

*grabs bottle of champagne* Cheers!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:29 am

Congratulations Viv.

Have a fantastic wedding!

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:37 am

Originally posted by CM
I had my quota for the month already filled.

The month's almost over. Besides, this is for Vivien; surely you'd put on the Mask of Zorro for her . . .

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:38 am

Wishing you all the best, Vivien! Are you wearing white?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:38 am

Hmm what do i get in return HLD? I could do it but the incentive better be big!

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:42 am

Originally posted by CM
In your dreams! Once is enough. Public Humiliation is good only once a week. I had my quota for the month already filled.

Think of it as an honor, Fas. You'll be representing the men of SYM, at least, those who could seriously contemplate themselves in spandex without rolling around in laughter.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:44 am

You'd have to ask someone other than me about specifics (preferably a Dark Flame or one of Vivien's other co-horts), but from me you'll get the satisfaction of having made Vivien's bachelorette party the most memorable bash in the history of SYM.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:50 am

Yay!

So did I tell you guys that I'm an officially ordained Minister of the Noel Monroe Sunshine Bible Church of Lubbock?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:53 am

Many congrats, Viv.

Best wishes to you and your husband-to-be

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:56 am

Fable and HLD. What can i say? I am materalistic. Honor and satisfication mean little. I have a price can you reach it is the question. So again what do i get?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:00 am

Many well wishings and such Viv.

Here's a stripper for ya.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:00 am

Originally posted by CM
Fable and HLD. What can i say? I am materalistic. Honor and satisfication mean little. I have a price can you reach it is the question. So again what do i get?

Well, I'd offer Viv, but I think her husband may object, whatever she might have to say in the matter. (After all, every woman in SYM is smitten with you. That's no great secret.) Perhaps CE can perform her world-renowned Dance of the Seven Veils just for you. Be sure you specify the non-Salome version.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:03 am

Originally posted by fable
Well, I'd offer Viv, but I think her husband may object, whatever she might have to say in the matter. (After all, every woman in SYM is smitten with you. That's no great secret.) Perhaps CE can perform her world-renowned Dance of the Seven Veils just for you. Be sure you specify the non-Salome version.

Yeah well a DF isnt what i call a prize to be won

And i am insulted by that comment that women are smitten with me. I am a chauvinist. They are supposed to be revolted. CE and dance....hmmm....maybe whatever version, but i want a review first....