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aperry · Post by **aperry** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:40 pm

If you see a sexy wench in a tight dress, with her boobs pushed up to her chin, standing on the side of the road next to wagon that seems to have a broken wheel, and the first thing you say is "Can i help you fix your wheel mam".... You might be a paladin.

FLIP

If you see a sexy wench in a tight dress, with her boobs pushed up to her chin, standing on the side of the road next to wagon that seems to have a broken wheel, and the first thing you do is..... Hide in the shadows, sneak up behind her, and lift up her skirt... You might be a thief....

aperry · Post by **aperry** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:47 pm

If you have to sleep for 8 hours to memorize a spell you have cast 500 times..... you might be a mage...

Dúnadan · Post by **Dúnadan** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:52 pm

If you're tired of always being the butt of jokes, ridiculed by your relatives and friends, and routinely getting beaten up by eight year old girls... You might be a druid.

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:54 pm

Originally posted by Dúnadan:
If you're tired of always being the butt of jokes, ridiculed by your relatives and friends, and routinely getting beaten up by eight year old girls... You might be a druid.

I am a druid.

White Rabbit · Post by **White Rabbit** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:59 pm

If you have a bad sense of humour... you might be you!

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Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Fri May 04, 2001 5:00 pm

If you have a bad sense of humour... you might be you!

nael · Post by **nael** » Fri May 04, 2001 5:41 pm

i love the druid one.

if you can't even hold a knife to cut something in the kitchen you might be a cleric.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Sat May 05, 2001 1:51 am

@White Rabbit:

Why did you edit your message to get it exactly like mine? Considering you posted right before me, it makes ME look odd instead of YOU! Outrageous!

edguy · Post by **edguy** » Sat May 05, 2001 3:06 am

Originally posted by Astafas:
@White Rabbit:

Why did you edit your message to get it exactly like mine? Considering you posted right before me, it makes ME look odd instead of YOU! Outrageous!

@Astafas:

Making someone else look odd instead of yourself... You might be EVIL!!! Muahahaha!!

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat May 05, 2001 5:50 am

Hi ed
If you carry mamster in your pocket...you might be a ranger

beaver_cheese · Post by **beaver_cheese** » Sat May 05, 2001 7:43 am

If the first thing you do in a bar fight is strum a tune, you might be a bard!

Dúnadan · Post by **Dúnadan** » Sat May 05, 2001 9:07 am

If you are a half-arsed attempt at ripping off the most famous and powerful wizard of all time, Gandalf... You might be Elminster.

vbarash · Post by **vbarash** » Sat May 05, 2001 9:35 am

Too true about Elminster...

If you think dragons will peacefully sleep through 10 hours of cloudkill, that romances that involve more than one plot won't contain bugs, and that Baldur's Gate II is bug-free, you might be an early-stage BioWare programmer.

If you realize that all of the above is false, and try to do something about it, and d*mn well succeed, you might be.... SPOILER

Kevin Dorner

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat May 05, 2001 10:41 am

true!!

TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Sat May 05, 2001 11:35 am

if u can't talk normal and only talk with your fists u might be a barbarian.

if u got around 1000 death treaths in the last 4 months...
u might be a swashbuckler/mage

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Sat May 05, 2001 11:57 am

If you think you're experienced from having run over a squirrel or cat or hedgehog or seagull on the road, you're probably Noober.

Dúnadan · Post by **Dúnadan** » Sat May 05, 2001 2:17 pm

If you are a whiny, ugly, frail, paper-thin, elven Cleric/Mage with no abilities whatsoever, have the constitution of an incinerated stump and the charm to match... You ARE Aerie.

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Sat May 05, 2001 2:20 pm

Originally posted by Dúnadan:
If you are a whiny, ugly, frail, paper-thin, elven Cleric/Mage with no abilities whatsoever, have the constitution of an incinerated stump and the charm to match... You ARE Aerie.

...and the strenght of a slug...

Nick_Dude · Post by **Nick_Dude** » Sat May 05, 2001 5:54 pm

If you leave your little sister with a maniac for a week just in order to get more experience and kill that dragon that doesn't bother anyone you might be a Child of Bhaal!

Dúnadan · Post by **Dúnadan** » Sat May 05, 2001 6:03 pm

If that same sister is an annoying little teenage freak with no talent, skill,or any other slightly useful abilities, and to top it all off, has the most annoying, childish voice ever recorded... She might be Imoen.