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if blankey blank blak, you might be a blank
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 4:40 pm
by aperry
If you see a sexy wench in a tight dress, with her boobs pushed up to her chin, standing on the side of the road next to wagon that seems to have a broken wheel, and the first thing you say is "Can i help you fix your wheel mam".... You might be a paladin.
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If you see a sexy wench in a tight dress, with her boobs pushed up to her chin, standing on the side of the road next to wagon that seems to have a broken wheel, and the first thing you do is..... Hide in the shadows, sneak up behind her, and lift up her skirt... You might be a thief....
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 4:47 pm
by aperry
If you have to sleep for 8 hours to memorize a spell you have cast 500 times..... you might be a mage...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 4:52 pm
by Dúnadan
If you're tired of always being the butt of jokes, ridiculed by your relatives and friends, and routinely getting beaten up by eight year old girls... You might be a druid.
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 4:54 pm
by Drakron Du´Dark
Originally posted by Dúnadan:
<STRONG>If you're tired of always being the butt of jokes, ridiculed by your relatives and friends, and routinely getting beaten up by eight year old girls... You might be a druid.</STRONG>
I am a druid.
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 4:59 pm
by White Rabbit
If you have a bad sense of humour... you might be you!
[ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: White Rabbit ]
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 5:00 pm
by Astafas
If you have a bad sense of humour... you might be you!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2001 5:41 pm
by nael
i love the druid one.
if you can't even hold a knife to cut something in the kitchen you might be a cleric.
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 1:51 am
by Astafas
@White Rabbit:
Why did you edit your message to get it exactly like mine? Considering you posted right before me, it makes ME look odd instead of YOU! Outrageous!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 3:06 am
by edguy
Originally posted by Astafas:
<STRONG>@White Rabbit:
Why did you edit your message to get it exactly like mine? Considering you posted right before me, it makes ME look odd instead of YOU! Outrageous!
</STRONG>
@Astafas:
Making someone else look odd instead of yourself... You might be EVIL!!! Muahahaha!!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 5:50 am
by Craig
Hi ed
If you carry mamster in your pocket...you might be a ranger
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 7:43 am
by beaver_cheese
If the first thing you do in a bar fight is strum a tune, you might be a bard!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 9:07 am
by Dúnadan
If you are a half-arsed attempt at ripping off the most famous and powerful wizard of all time, Gandalf... You might be Elminster.
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 9:35 am
by vbarash
Too true about Elminster...
If you think dragons will peacefully sleep through 10 hours of cloudkill, that romances that involve more than one plot won't contain bugs, and that Baldur's Gate II is bug-free, you might be an early-stage BioWare programmer.
If you realize that all of the above is false, and try to do something about it, and d*mn well succeed, you might be.... SPOILER
Kevin Dorner
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 10:41 am
by Craig
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 11:35 am
by TheDude
if u can't talk normal and only talk with your fists u might be a barbarian.
if u got around 1000 death treaths in the last 4 months...
u might be a swashbuckler/mage
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 11:57 am
by EMINEM
If you think you're experienced from having run over a squirrel or cat or hedgehog or seagull on the road, you're probably Noober.
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 2:17 pm
by Dúnadan
If you are a whiny, ugly, frail, paper-thin, elven Cleric/Mage with no abilities whatsoever, have the constitution of an incinerated stump and the charm to match... You ARE Aerie.
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 2:20 pm
by rapier
Originally posted by Dúnadan:
<STRONG>If you are a whiny, ugly, frail, paper-thin, elven Cleric/Mage with no abilities whatsoever, have the constitution of an incinerated stump and the charm to match... You ARE Aerie.</STRONG>
...and the strenght of a slug...
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 5:54 pm
by Nick_Dude
If you leave your little sister with a maniac for a week just in order to get more experience and kill that dragon that doesn't bother anyone you might be a Child of Bhaal!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2001 6:03 pm
by Dúnadan
If that same sister is an annoying little teenage freak with no talent, skill,or any other slightly useful abilities, and to top it all off, has the most annoying, childish voice ever recorded... She might be Imoen.