Moist, Succulent Peaches

Gilgalen · Post by **Gilgalen** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:45 pm

Congratulations, you have found my hidden cache of peaches. For those who care, I’m not the Witchking. There really is a Gilgalen, and I might just be her… or someone else entirely.

Has anyone seen my peaches? I had a whole bushel of them, but I set them down and now they are gone. They were ever so luscious. I miss them so. If you have my peaches, please go ahead and taste them, but save some for me.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:50 pm

That's quite the first entry for somebody who registered way back back in 2001

I don't think we have any peaches here though, just vast stretches of cherry orchards

Gilgalen · Post by **Gilgalen** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:55 pm

Just a moment everyone...

Dragoon wench, why have you decided to tell me about your cherries when the title of this discussion is clearly Moist, Succulent Peaches? We'll pop your cherries when the time comes, but my mouth is watering for some peaches right now.

OK, we can continue...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:07 pm

Your peaches are mine, Gilgalen!

I am using them as rocket fuel for my homemade spaceship! Yes, your Moist, Succulent Peaches will serve me well...

Gilgalen · Post by **Gilgalen** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:11 pm

I'm glad my moist, succulent peaches please, but I never thought they'd be incinerated. It seems like such a waste.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:22 pm

If you want to touch the stars you've got to make some sacrifices. I'm like the guy who single-handedly built the first rocket and went to the moon. What was his name again? Apollo Creed right?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:56 pm

I am a BANANA!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:30 pm

An evil banana?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 12:17 am

I smell something foul in the air... chances are that those peaches are in fact over ripe...

Gilgalen · Post by **Gilgalen** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:12 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
I smell something foul in the air... chances are that those peaches are in fact over ripe...

Nope, it is not my peaches. Could it be something closer to home?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 10:14 am

Originally posted by Kayless
An evil banana?

Oh, but of course

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:20 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Oh, but of course

...what happened to colourfully pragmatic?

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:28 pm

More Blatant Plagiarism

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
the moist succulent peaches
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 7:09 pm

Originally posted by The Z
...what happened to colourfully pragmatic?

Nice.

But nobody is going to get that reference.

Gilgalen · Post by **Gilgalen** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:11 am

Ms. Dali, It seems we share a passion for moist, succulent peaches. Unfortunately, the peaches you tasted probably aren’t mine. You see, I like mine just before I sleep, and I don’t like them to get chilled. The peaches you had for breakfast from the icebox mustn’t have been mine. When I find them, I’ll invite you over for a bite.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:24 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Nice. But nobody is going to get that reference.

Don't misunderestimate us, DCI readers

@VD: I do believe those were plums that you ate, not peaches

@Gilgalen, I am indeed sorry to inform you that I have no knowledge of any such peaches. If I do arrive upon such information, however, I will, of course, inform you as soon as humanly possible. Thank you for your patience and cooperation.

Gilgalen · Post by **Gilgalen** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:06 am

Vicson, that is so kind of you. I feel I can count on you to be on the lookout for any peach that belongs to me.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:12 am

Originally posted by Gilgalen
Vicson, that is so kind of you. I feel I can count on you to be on the lookout for any peach that belongs to me.

How are we supposed to tell they are yours? Do they have your name on them?

Gilgalen · Post by **Gilgalen** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:16 am

*sigh*
I suppose that on the chance multiple people have lost their peaches all at the exact same time: Please let me know if you find any peaches, but particularly those with very little fuzz and a pleasing tast that is at once both sweet and tart. Thanks!
Gilgalen

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:40 am

Originally posted by Gilgalen
Vicson, that is so kind of you. I feel I can count on you to be on the lookout for any peach that belongs to me.

My name is misspelled again, though this time in a new and exciting way. I do not know whether I should cheer or wail.

And on an unrelated note, should I find the peaches can I expect a kind of a reward for my efforts? I know being materialistic when it comes to peaches is evil and mayhap unheard of, but I just have to know.