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The Fight is On

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Who will win?

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Post by Bloodthroe »

*Ding Ding*

Of the celebrity matchs, first is Kain the Vampiric Lord vs. Illidan the Demon Hunter.

Post who you think will win and why.

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-Kain
Game: Legacy of Kain
Occupation: Lord of all Vampires
Age: Unknown (estimation is at least 10,000)
Weapon: Soul Reaver, legendary sword that has the ability to consume the soul of who it slays
Abilities: Telekinesis, Metamorphosis (includes wolf, bats, mist), Inhuman Strength, Inhuman Speed
Goal: To control the world’s fate.
Biography: A nobleman assassinated outside of a bar. In death wished nothing more then revenge, the Necromancer Martinius obliges. Reborn as a Vampire, Kain is now a drinker of blood 2nd and an immortal ruler 1st. Kain’s very existence disrupts the spiritual world.

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-Illidan
Game: Warcraft
Occupation: Leader of the Naga and Blood Elf forces
Age: Unknown (estimation is at least 10,000)
Weapon: Two Glaive-style Blades
Abilities: Can burn away enemies mana, Fire manipulation, Demonic Strength, Transforms into full Demon form.
Goal: To gain as much strength and magic for himself as he can.
Biography: After betraying his brethren and making a pact with the demons to gain their strength, Illidan was captured and imprisoned. When the burning legion returned to take over the world, Illidan was released to help fight. The light now blinds his pupils due to being stuck in darkness for 10,000 years, but his ability to smell and hear allow him to easily dispatch the highest Demonic Generals.


(note that this fight is not going to be fixed.)
The way this works is for every vote given to each contestant, one slot in the roll will be given to them. The computer will then randomly pick a slot and then I will write an epic story of their valiant battle. Posts may be used in the story.
The match begins.
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Uh would people just post if they even know who these people are?
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Probably. I have no idea what you're talking about, but hey, this is SYM, and that's never stopped us before, has it?

So, what do you think about Grover Cleveland? Do you think rumors that he'll be summoned by a necromancer to take over the post of Democratic frontrunning challenger to Dubya are true? :)
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Originally posted by fable
Probably. I have no idea what you're talking about, but hey, this is SYM, and that's never stopped us before, has it?

So, what do you think about Grover Cleveland? Do you think rumors that he'll be summoned by a necromancer to take over the post of Democratic frontrunning challenger to Dubya are true? :)
First, I wouldn't underestimate something like that happening.
Second... man I guess no one here knows much about video games. The two above are very popular and any gamer should know them. Guess I should've taken it to a site that knew more about video games.
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Originally posted by Bloodthroe
man I guess no one here knows much about video games. The two above are very popular and any gamer should know them. Guess I should've taken it to a site that knew more about video games.


LOL! I've been reviewing games for magazines and websites since 1986, and some others here have been playing 'em as long and as often as I have--since the end of the 70's. I guess because I don't know you're favorite games, though, I'm pretty stupid, huh? :D Wonder if I can live with that? :eek:
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Sigh these aren't even my favorite games, but yes I go to many sites. Your talking about the 1980's I'm talking about the 1990's and 2000's where these games take place. I go to many sites that have never heard of these characters. Keep in mind it's because these sites include games for PC, nintendo, SNES, and playstation. Where the first game's series didn't get very popularly known until it hit PS2 and the second game is from Warcraft 3 which was a game of the year so don't talk to me about these games not being popular. Soul Reaver and Kain happen to have crossed from four game systems and go to an up to date sight, because the Legacy of Kain is very popular.
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Second... man I guess no one here knows much about video games.

@Bloodthroe, if you have any idea how insulting this sounds--as though you have far more knowledge than the rest of us, simply because you know some characters in games that either 1) we don't know, or 2) people who do know haven't responded yet. :) I could name off over a hundred characters in games whom you haven't heard of. To turn around your own remarks on you, would that prove you "don't know much about video games"? I don't think it would. It would merely show you don't know those games, and perhaps concentrated on other ones. That's all it would prove. ;)
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Yeah I didn't word that right, so sorry, but hey you did the right thing by acting so understanding about it... Anyways, what would be the point of name 100 characters from games that I don't know? Do you know I don't know them? Or I could easily turn around and name 100 you don't know. So I see no point in it.
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Vampires gross me out, so I'll vote for Illidan.
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Post by garazdawi »

As I only know ho Illidan is, I'll have to go with him... atleast he seems to have some awsome opowers in the game....
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Good I'm glad to see that people do know these people and I'm not some geek. :p
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Originally posted by Bloodthroe
Good I'm glad to see that people do know these people and I'm not some geek. :p
Not necessarily. Maybe we're geeks, too. :)
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Funny how, as a gaming site, apparently we unfamilar with said characters :o :p

Personally, neither of them interest me all that much. Illidan was a cliched, tortured anti-hero, while Kain was a cliched megalomaniac villain, so meh.
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Originally posted by Aegis
Funny how, as a gaming site, apparently we unfamilar with said characters :o :p

Personally, neither of them interest me all that much. Illidan was a cliched, tortured anti-hero, while Kain was a cliched megalomaniac villain, so meh.
Well that's kind of what I meant. Although they do intrest me... maybe I should've done Mario and Sonic. :confused:
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Originally posted by fable
Second... man I guess no one here knows much about video games.

@Bloodthroe, if you have any idea how insulting this sounds--as though you have far more knowledge than the rest of us, simply because you know some characters in games that either 1) we don't know, or 2) people who do know haven't responded yet. :) I could name off over a hundred characters in games whom you haven't heard of. To turn around your own remarks on you, would that prove you "don't know much about video games"? I don't think it would. It would merely show you don't know those games, and perhaps concentrated on other ones. That's all it would prove. ;)


Btw, take care with Fable. He is a gaming godling, and uses his infinite source of wisdom to confuse us :D

And, second... yeah, no gaming rookies here... lol :D

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Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Never underestimate the power of the old ones (read mr F) nor the ladies (the Twisted Sisters) nor the COMM (Weasel, mostly) and never, never cross the way of the HEATHEN... hehehe...
Hey, I'll have you know that both Fable and I are the Old Deities of SYM :p
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@Blood Do not under any circumstance insult either italian plumber or blue furry hedgehog.

Illidan is exactly what Aegis said... The best cut scene/character is Thrall lets just settle that there.

Kain/Raziel eh... Never real got into me with those games. I played the second version, the one staring Raziel... it wasn't even a finished product.


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Rygar vs. Bionic Commando.
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Originally posted by Aegis
Hey, I'll have you know that both Fable and I are the Old Deities of SYM :p


Emphasis on old, extremely old. Cancel that: emphasis on rich, rich in knowledge. Yes, the wealth of the wisdom of the ages. Oh, yes. :)
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Originally posted by fable
Emphasis on old, extremely old. Cancel that: emphasis on rich, rich in knowledge. Yes, the wealth of the wisdom of the ages. Oh, yes. :)


Are you in deniel Fable? :p

But I too have to agree, both characters are a bit cliche.
BTW, Mario would kick Sonic's but.
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Originally posted by Rob-hin
Are you in deniel Fable? :p


No, just working up my campaign speech for acceptance as US presidential candidate this year on the Ancient Gods ticket. Aegis is going to be my VP. If we lose, we'll try the UK, next. I don't like the weather, but the Brits are more civilized, so I wouldn't mind ruling them and putting up a few temples full of holy prostitutes. :)
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