I'm sure I am not the only person here who likes Terry Pratchett's books. In particular I like his Discworld series.
I was just surfing around and came across some quote-worthy Pratchett lines
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them. My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat
However, you do need rules. Driving on the left (or the right or, in parts of Europe, on the left and the right as the mood takes you) is a rule which works, since following it means you're more likely to reach your intended rather than your final destination.
Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine -- once. Like the Borg, they learn...
Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'
A true beanie should have a propellor on the top.
I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It's generally a better bet. There's more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say "it was god's will" when granny dies, but they get angry when they lose a cow.
Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.
'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.
I once absend-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.
Bognor has always meant to me the quintessential English seaside experience (before all this global warming stuff): driving in the rain to get there, walking around in the rain looking for something to do when you're there, and driving home in the rain again...
Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.
I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.
DW is based on a slew of old myths, which reach their most 'refined' form in Hindu mythology, which in turn of course derived from the original Star Trek episode 'Planet of Wobbly Rocks where the Security Guard Got Shot'. eek:!)
Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent.
To get the walkthrough, you have to take the sponge from Nanny Ogg's pantry and stick it in the ear of the troll with the tutu, then take the lumps and put them in the pouch with the zombie's razor.
And before anyone complains about the grammar, I'm so jetlagged that my hands aren't even in the same time zone...
I always call it 'Tour Flu', because two or three weeks in hot bookshops with hundreds of people usually produces an ailment of some kind. Going on tour is like a box of rare diseases -- you never know what you're going to get.
Let's see, now... in HOGFATHER there are a number of stabbings, someone's killed by a man made of knives, someone's killed by the dark, and someone just been killed by a wardrobe. It's a book about the magic of childhood. You can tell.
One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.
Any town built by filling a mud hole with sawdust and proudly having a slug as a sort of civic totem is a town, one feels, where Rincewind would feel right at home.
-- Terry looks forward to his visit to Seattle, USA.
Somehow, trying to get Granny Weatherwax and 'panty raid' into the same sentence is beyond me.
It's an old magical principle -- it's even filtered down into RPG systems -- that magic, while taking a lot of effort, can be 'stored' -- in a staff, for example. No doubt a wizard spends a little time each day charging up his staff, although you go blind if you do it too much, of course.
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.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
hehe, marvellous I like his sense of humor (especially when he stops the bloody puns) and even better, Mort is being serialised on the radio here.
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Great research DW, Penguins _are_ deadly when cornered. I eat blueberries on my Orge hats. Knock three times if you wish upona star, while the custard is still warm. Purple is my favourite flavour. Must... fight...for...sanity- much better, anyways, you've got a great set of quotes there, and yes I like his Discworld series as well, so you're not alone .
From "Feet of Clay" By Terry Pratchett:
"It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: "Kings. What a good idea." Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.
Just thought I would attempt to liven up this thread by attempting to start a discussion on the views of Symians on Terry Pratchetts best book, and the reasons behind those views.
I'll start by saying that Good Omens is also my favourite Pratchett book, namely because it was the first Pratchett I read.
Comments?
From "Feet of Clay" By Terry Pratchett:
"It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: "Kings. What a good idea." Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.
I have to say I like nearly all books from the Discworld series. If I'd have to chose a book that stood out from the rest, it would probably be one of the books "outside" the series, namely "Night Watch". I found the storyline intriguing and I guess I just like Sam's way of handling things... Fabricate diem, pvnc!
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Hehe, finally I meet some people who like Pratchett. Not too many of them in Romania, though a publishing house recently started to translate them. Until now I read 30 books of the Discworld series, a few short stories such as "The Sea and the fishes" or "Troll Bridge" and also "The unadultered cat".
From the Discworld series my favourites are "Monstruos regiment" (I liked the foot note about women always having half an onion left :laugh: ), "Night Watch" and also "Small Gods" (first book I read from the series.)
I tried reading "Johnny and the bomb" but found it boring and gave up at about half.
Btw, what are your favourite characters in the Dicworld books? Death is so adorable when he gest summoned and shows up with an apron on and a kitten in his arms.:laugh:
In particular I like his Discworld series. 
