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Weasel is Evil: the thread for the obvious.

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Weasel is Evil: the thread for the obvious.

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That's right. This is the thread for anything that is so perfectly obvious it doesn't bear stating, except that here, of course, you state it. Nothing else is permitted, so stay off the grass, get plenty of sleep, and remain steadfast in adversity. :)
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Oh yeah and join COMM :D
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COMM is evil :D :D
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That is what they want you to think! I mean was Stalin evil? NO! Is Mandela evil? NO!. Weasel is a cross between the two :D
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This is SYM, a forum where one is allowed to speak their mind.
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I'm just misunderstood. :D Evil is in the eye of the beholder.
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[QUOTE=Weasel]I'm just misunderstood. :D Evil is in the eye of the beholder.[/QUOTE]
Yes indeed.. one glance and you get turned into a statue... :eek:
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Americans are fat
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]Yes indeed.. one glance and you get turned into a statue... :eek: [/QUOTE]


My stunning hair? :D

[QUOTE=RandomThug]Americans are fat[/QUOTE]


Nothing but lean evil fighting machine here. :D 165 pounds in nothing but a speedo.
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[QUOTE=Weasel]165 pounds in nothing but a speedo.[/QUOTE]

Why would you keep 165 pounds in a speedo? :confused:

Back to subject! Let's see--

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Post by CM »

I love donuts.
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My Signature! (contains all the obvious information)

[Edit: Hang on A minute! How come weasel gets a thread dedicated to him :p
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[QUOTE=fable]Why would you keep 165 pounds in a speedo? :confused: [/QUOTE]
he dances at a british strip club? you need to tuck the cash somewhere...
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Post by Chanak »

fable is old.

@Weasel: 165 pounds??? Can you believe that I am trying to lose weight? I used to be 165 pounds...now I'm over 200, and my pants don't fit anymore. :(
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I've got to get out of the house more often. (EVERYONE says that. Literally!) :o
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[QUOTE=Chanak]fable is old.

@Weasel: 165 pounds??? Can you believe that I am trying to lose weight? I used to be 165 pounds...now I'm over 200, and my pants don't fit anymore. :( [/QUOTE]


At one point I reached 190 pounds, but fighting to get my pants on called for a solution. One meal a day, no snacks and all the tea a person could want. :D I call it the Weasel Carb L.A. Killer Diet. :D I feel better today than when I was 21 at 165 pounds.


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@Fable, why do I do most things? :D
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[QUOTE=Weasel]At one point I reached 190 pounds, but fighting to get my pants on called for a solution. One meal a day, no snacks and all the tea a person could want. :D I call it the Weasel Carb L.A. Killer Diet. :D I feel better today than when I was 21 at 165 pounds.[/quote]

My asthma has on occasion leff me fairly immobile for more than a month at a time. The last time that happened, about three years ago, I ballooned up to 175 (from my usual 152-156), I went on a diet of vegetable soup once a day, and all the water I could drink. :D Got it down appropriately in 3 weeks.

As for staying on topic--

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[QUOTE=fable]
Television causes your brains to leek out of your head. :) [/QUOTE]
so thats the purple goo that dripped on the couch while i was watching TV...
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Post by fable »

Sean, remember the rules. If you're going to post in this thread, you have to add a statement that is so perfectly obvious to all, it doesn't bear stating.

You owe us one, in other words.

For my part--

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Heathens rule. (it's obvious, right?)
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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