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Post by CM »

Its lunch time. Everybody went home and as it is ramadhan they are gonna take an hour or more off. So i am bored with no work who wants to spam.
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Not me - got to much new stuf to learn at work to actually post here on GB ...... *whops*
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Post by CM »

Thank you ever so much for that post :p
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But it is true.
Although I've learned (picked up is likely a more prober phrase) a lot of VB.Net and ASP.Net and the usage of the company CMS base system - there is still a long way to go.
At least these days I'm coding some instead of simply staring at a screen - so progess exsists, however - long way to go yet.....
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Post by Brynn »

Everbody, here! We gotta pay more attention to poor CM this month. He's alone, starving to death, completely vulnerable... So let's SPAM for his sake, to make him feel better :)

I've been thinking about how to ease your situation, CM, and found out that the best way to overcome Ramadhan is - guess what, SLEEPING! You should sleep during the day (if it's allowed... ) and be wide awake during the night when you can eat as much as you can :D See the Great Wisdom of our Master, his Tenet has solution for every situation.

If you have a lot of spare time, you could start thinking about a second name for my RPG character. Of course she's called Brynn, but I need a second name for her (so that everyone would take her seriously :p ) Oh, and she's a mage, of course.
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What about "Brynn the Exalted One" or "Brynn the Almighty" :p
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Or ''Brynn the random mage who shall destroy you all'', ''Brynn the ruler of all that will become'' or ''Brynn insert second name here''

That and how many threads have there been where people can just randomly post the most usless things ever, cause i think it would be a good idea to try and keep one on part of the forum when people just want to spam randomly but don't want to annoy anyone.
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Post by Rob-hin »

I noticed a thread called "Spam, spam and more spam"and the first thought that went through my mind:
"Oh, must be CM's."

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Post by Sytze »

Plus the letters "CM" beneath that title must have helped you out :p
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@ Brynn: "Brynn the Omnipresent" or "Brynn, mistress of murderers"
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Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!





There. You can't get much better spam that that! :D
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Hmm.......... after i read that it began to look like spam was spelled wrong, because i'd read it so much it was all like ''woooooooooow, dude spam is spelt like all s-p-a-m, wooooooooooooooow''

You know the ham substitute, spam does it actually taste like ham or what?
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Post by giles337 »

well the first thing i thought when i read his, was
'Spam spam, and more spam (no spam)'
:p :D
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Post by Sytze »

Some more stuff, not literally spam, but it is still spam, I guess.

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> |
..................
<Ouroboros> Whoops
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Post by CM »

What now CM = Spam? My my....wont the High COMM be proud? :rolleyes: :D So this is what spam is now in SYM? Such a shame....nobody wishes to spam at all these days. Makes me want to head over to the DCI forums :(
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That's one COMM less. Going well I'd say :D
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Post by CM »

Just for that i am gonna stick around and make your life miserable. Plus shall we play Wolf ET some time?
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Post by Sytze »

Bah, plan failed :mad:

And sure, I'm mostly playing friday at the end of the day and saturday from like 12.00 to 17.00. Gamespy server nowdays, it's an xp server, only full in the weekend and running smoothly.
I know, I'm weekend addicated :D
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Post by Tower_Master »

[QUOTE=CM]What now CM = Spam? My my....wont the High COMM be proud? :rolleyes: :D So this is what spam is now in SYM? Such a shame....nobody wishes to spam at all these days. Makes me want to head over to the DCI forums :( [/QUOTE]

(read to Eye of the Tiger)

Spam, sp-p-spam spam spam, sp-p-pam spam spam, sp-p-pam spam spaaaammm...

Or not.

Feal free to go to the other forums any time, CM! ;)
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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Post by Mr Flibble »

[QUOTE=CM]So this is what spam is now in SYM? Such a shame....nobody wishes to spam at all these days. [/QUOTE]

A forum originally created 'coz there was too much spam in BG2 and now no one wants to spam in it. Sad. :D
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