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watch infomercials
a limited time offer
call and order now
Right you are, Ken.
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What's this thread about?
Should we add our own haikus?
Elaborate please.
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Quite Interesting
A thread for thoughtful posters
In Japanese Verse
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No :D
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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lets keep the spam out
otherwise anything goes
good luck and have fun
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Post by Luis Antonio »

(can I ask for a method in Hai kai?)

burn on the sun
scorched inside
wounds that never heal
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
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Post by Rob-hin »

What are the rules again
to write a good haiku
not to look stupid.

(5, 7, 5?)
Guinness is good for you.
Gives you strength.
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Five syllables first
The second line has seven
The third one has five
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Post by Locke Da'averan »

i'm gonna try this
all have some fun you hear me
i will shut up now
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Post by ik911 »

I have a question.
Is it very Hawaïan,
This Haiku business?
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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Tell you I will
Haiku is japan poem
Strange, nice.
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
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Post by ik911 »

Why does Hawaïan
Come up with such a thread then?
("Strange, nice" is just two)
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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Post by Ned Flanders »

Secrets of the world
Fuzzy dice are organic
Snakes have no armpits
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
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Post by ik911 »

Oft' the first two lines,
describe an observation,
The last writes wisdom.
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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The sky is oft blue
A is usually A
They aren't out for you
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Post by Macleod1701 »

On Halo he ruled all
Master Chief is my Idol
Often guns may kill
Donkeys are aliens!

Argos contains the 'Laminated book of dreams', to catch the 'Tears of joy'.
So many beautiful things...I cannot posses them all....wait stock check beep boop beep beep
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Post by ik911 »

I looked on the net
And found haikus with of kinds
of forms and content
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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Post by giles337 »

That much is true, Ik
But traditional haiku has
five, seven, five form
:D
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No :D
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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Post by ik911 »

It's hard to find one
With the five seven five form
On the internet
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Post by Ned Flanders »

Put in a blender
Yummy rodents and road kill
Healthy snacks for all
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
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The gravel and muck
I found in my roadkill snack,
Are not good for me.
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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