I just had this sent to me, I thought it was cute so decided to share
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort where the husband likes to get up at the crack of dawn and fish, while the wife likes to read. One morning after an early morning fishing run, the husband returns and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and after motoring a short distance, anchors and sits back to read her book. Soon a game warden came along.
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking that it should be obvious).
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But, I haven't touched you!" says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment!"
"Have a nice day, ma'am", and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
Funny and witty, but...I've been sexually harrassed by women more often than the other way around.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Nice trick. I think I'll use that one the next time a park Ranger harrasses me about a fishing license. In this day and age it could work!!
Mitch:You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... Chris Knight:Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?Mitch:No... Chris Knight:Why am I the only one who has that dream?
[QUOTE=Magrus]Funny and witty, but...I've been sexually harrassed by women more often than the other way around. [/QUOTE]
That sounded almost like a complaint....
Mag:Don't remember much at all of last night do you? Me:put simply.... No Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Nice trick. I think I'll use that one the next time a park Ranger harrasses me about a fishing license. In this day and age it could work!!
Mitch:You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... Chris Knight:Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?Mitch:No... Chris Knight:Why am I the only one who has that dream?
[QUOTE=giles337]That sounded almost like a complaint.... [/QUOTE]
*sobs* It was horrible. I was grabbed, inappropriate comments were made regarding my rear and I died a little inside.
No really, I have been subjected to FAR more harrassment than the other way around. Who'd believe a guy that he was being sexually harrassed by a girl though? That'd be like going into court and sobbing and pressing charges on a girl and saying "this lady forced me to...to... *sobs* have....sex...with her". The judge would just stare at him. It's one of those backwards double standard things. I may have strange standards, but I do have them and I'm picky about them. Some of the situations I've been I could definately have pressed charges on but I'm fairly certain it would have been thrown out of court for the sheer absurdity of a male pressing charges on a woman for sexual harrassment.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Tower_Master]LOL! I'm never going to be able to look at a fishing pole the same way again! [/QUOTE]TM, you look at all pointy/stick things like that!
Hhmmmm maybe I can get all my ex girl friends done for sexual harrasment, I mean it's perfectly obvious how innocent and pure I am and that they all used me and abused me. Reckon that'd work?
Donkeys are aliens!
Argos contains the 'Laminated book of dreams', to catch the 'Tears of joy'.
So many beautiful things...I cannot posses them all....wait stock check beep boop beep beep
[QUOTE=Macleod1701]Hhmmmm maybe I can get all my ex girl friends done for sexual harrasment, I mean it's perfectly obvious how innocent and pure I am and that they all used me and abused me. Reckon that'd work?[/QUOTE]Indubitouly old boy indubitouly!
Argos contains the 'Laminated book of dreams', to catch the 'Tears of joy'.
So many beautiful things...I cannot posses them all....wait stock check beep boop beep beep
