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if you were a giant.........

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if you were a giant.........

Post by prateek »

what would you rather step on?

a. Sarevok
b. Saemon Harevein
c. Aeire
D. Cespenar! is good servant ohhhhhhh.........YES!
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Post by ReignsOfPower »

hmmmm....can I shoose more than one?
If I couldn't, then Saemon.

If I could, Saemon and Caspenar!...tried enlessly to kill Caspensar...NOTHING kills him..not even the 'kill anything' CLUA console cheat hehe.
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Post by BilboTheHobbit »

Hehe, Caspenar is kinda cute :p
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heh, Saemon. my sister would kill me if i hurt cespenar, she thinks he is cute :)
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I really hate that weasel Saemon. Stepping on him's too good for 'im, I say! I had a much more slow and painful death in mind....
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Post by nael »

definitey saemon.
cespanar kicks a$$ - "doooooooooooommmmmmm, say it, 'dooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm'"
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"doooooooooooooooooooommmmm"
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Saemon definitely gets the big boot from my. What a punk he is! Cespenar is awesome! I love his lack of grammar and how he gets all excited... "Oooooh, the Flail of many Heads it is... OUCH!!! Wrong head!!!" That one always kills me!
"Think on this, arrogant mageling: even the mightiest archmage has no spells strong enough to let him cheat death. Some take the road of lichdom... a living death. The rest of us find graves, and our dust is no grander than that of the next man. So when next you lord it over some farmer with your fireballs, remember: we all master spells enough to die"

Ithil Sprandorn, Lord Mage of Saskar, said to prisoner wizard Thorstel
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hmmm, i tried killing cespenar just yesterday (obviously had a reload slot though) yup, he's invunerable, just like the first golem in SOA.......
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Cespenar. For all his being a ratfink, you've gotta admire Saemon's cleverness. Plus he has a normal voice and makes proper use of grammar and diction.
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Aerie.

Aerie: "Do you think I'm ugly?"
Protagonist: YEP! *squish* :D MUAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

eh-hem... yes, well, where was I... :D
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Post by Pebz »

*minor spoiler*
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Saeamon Haverian actully helps you in ToB (without setting you up!)...he is supposed to drug you (AGAIN!), but he doesnt... he says he owes you one...
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But he's still using you for his purpose, Pebz, not really helping you.

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Post by rapier »

Saemon definitely...though he is the only NPC with decent voice acting, not like Mr Coo, Gaelan Bayle or Ms Squeak-squeak, Bodhi...
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Post by incandescent one »

I think by far the worst voice acting is ms. I'll send waves after waves of my own men, sendai.

Holleeeeeee crap that was something disgusting. I just wanted to turn the sound off.

How did Bhaal tolerate that idiot Cespenar ? Kick him all the way to Baator again !
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Saemon...his actions are go far past amusing into "genuine threat" territory, IMHO.
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

If i were a giant i'd eat them.
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