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AKA the Fly by the seat off my pants thread!

Welcome, friends to the beach party! In honor of the splendid season of summer and all things jolly, I am your Hoochie Hostess! Complimentary towels, and rum in a coconut I can provide you with, as well as endless books of information. By all means, make yourself comfortable.
For those of you that get heatstroke, there is the Cabana equipped with full bar and air conditioning. Enjoy the picnic tables and the barbeque food, and don't forget the booze!

I'd like to introduce some of my peepz, if y'all don't know them already:

Capitan Mo, the Loco Cabana Man! He is here to spam anyone that is in need of his assistance, and so he can get a good laugh, all while sipping cherry vodka, scoping out wahines.(Mag )
Santa Stalker, watch out; he's the crafty Kringle p BS)
The Esquire of Spam, Technical Advisor, Rav. He will make spam work when no one else does.
Professor Lovejoy aka Kinky Science Guy; when all else fails, head for the Hill. ( HS.)
Icarus; Pyrotechnician/rocketeer, 'nuff said.

As always, there is no lifeguard on duty as I have not hired one yet. Fend for yourselves!

Insert poker table, roulette wheel and slot machines here.

We will be having an end of the year par-tay starting December 26 (Happy Boxing Day) and ending January 5. Bring on the new year! The last one wore me out. Please check out this site to further enjoy your stay. http://www.thisisthelife.com/en/new-yea ... -beach.htm

Some guidelines you might concider;
•Drop all bad attitudes off in the lava pits on your ways in
[QUOTE=Chanak]The ground rules are there for those who need reminding. To post in this thread, a person is required to exercise better judgment - don't post when hot under the collar, highly offended, bent out of shape, etc. Do the equivalent of "walking away and cooling off". If personal differences exist, don't use this thread to air them out (use PMs instead). I don't think it's asking very much at all. [/QUOTE]
•Drink responsibly
•Clothing is optional beyond this point
•Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

I appreciate you stopping by, yours truly,
[INDENT]the Hoochie Hostess
Guardian Protector of the Sacred Sack
Work Hard Play Hard Sleep Somewhere
Jah![/INDENT]
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]What new board? Where is this virgin territory?[/QUOTE]

Hoochie Hostress? hhmm, hows about swimming trunks and a tank top, usuall swimming wear, and some Jack and Daniels... Do you know how to cook Mongolian?

*comps Darth some swim gear*
No I don't believe I do, but I can teach you how to muff dive.

Muff dive... Sounds Promising, Teach me then.

*steps in with weasel's stolen speedo*

Any chance I get a massage milady?

*shakes my head* Can't handle this right now.

*slides Darth a JD shot* well see Darth, it begins with some petting followed my a massage and some heavy breathing excercises. You don't want to get 'the bends' down there.

Maybe you'll get one if you can tell me what 'Wahine' means, Sytze.

AAH! The Cabana Man has arrived! *jumps* Wanna drink, Mag?

Tis the Hawwiian (sp?) word for a woman. Or a female Surfer.

Darth! I wasn't talkin' to you! Guess I owe you one, then.

[QUOTE=Athena]AAH! The Cabana Man has arrived! *jumps* Wanna drink, Mag?[/QUOTE]

I want a woman right now, thats all.

If you insist.

[QUOTE=Athena]Maybe you'll get one if you can tell me what 'Wahine' means, Sytze.[/QUOTE]
A surf fan I see? Isn't it something along the lines of surfing with style? It's either that, or you're talking about women from Hawaii.

At any rate, I'm going on an O'neill surfcamp in august with two of my friends. Were going to mimizan (southern of france) and I'm quite looking forward to it.

Ddd I win the massage now?

[QUOTE=Sytze]A surf fan I see? Isn't it something along the lines of surfing with style? It's either that, or you're talking about women from Hawaii.

At any rate, I'm going on an O'neill surfcamp in august with two of my friends. Were going to mimizan (southern of france) and I'm quite looking forward to it.

Ddd I win the massage now? [/QUOTE]

Awesome, I'd love to be able to surf well. I went to Ripcurl Boardmasters last year/the one before in Newquay, That was awesome

*tosses Sytze a comped towel, then grabs Mag by the hand and drags him to a couple of cabana barstools.*
Tell me, why you always thinkin bout chicks. Look at the surf, enjoy the breeze, down a drink, check out the drum circle.
*serves her and Mag grey goose and cranberry, motioning to the drum circle of rasta guys at the high end of the beach near the vine that goes up a rock cliff, at the top, there is someone climbing down. It is actually a root on a tree that reaches all the way down a 50 foot ledge, and at the top, cars park.*
Most people take the long way, or the trail.
*points over to the near end of the beach where people slowly make their way down the cliff, waves crash into black jagged rock towers creeping upwards.* See the dolphins?
*sips her vodka and cranberry*

I have ice cream.

That's sweet, Sytze. Sweetie indeedie. I do recall that surf camp is on the North Shore of Oahu?

@Giles: I'm quite excited as well. Except for windsurfing, none of my friends has ever surfed. We're taking lessons for two days and after that we're on our own. So if I'm not posting anymore after August 15th, then you know what happened to me.

So if I'm not posting anymore after August 15th, then you know what happened to me.

What out for those mermaids man. Or Fas in scuba gear.

Oh, near France! Lol that's nice! My old friend Derek Escher is a world champion wind surfer. Now he teaches lessons in the Carribean...(be right back)

[QUOTE=Athena]That's sweet, Sytze. Sweetie indeedie. I do recall that surf camp is on the North Shore of Oahu?[/QUOTE]
I'd wish I could go to Hawaii. Too far and too expensive for me, though.
No, way down south in France is where I'll be surfing.