House of advice, home remedies, and other probable causes for a malpractice suit

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:08 pm

In a bid to be helpful to all mankind( as well as pad my good deed list that I think more about as I grow older), I am opening my vast wealth of experience and knowledge to offer helpful advice and cures for whatever ails you.

The world need guidance, if the lot of you are any indication.

p ).

Line forms on the right. Submit your concerns in an orderly fashion, and wait on my people to get back to you.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:17 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Line forms on the right. Submit your concerns in an orderly fashion, and wait on my people to get back to you.[/QUOTE]

Aren't your people supposed to wait on us? Or is this a free service?

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:21 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Aren't your people supposed to wait on us? Or is this a free service?[/QUOTE]Watch out. Before you know he'll have you pay for the answer to those questions...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:23 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]Watch out. Before you know he'll have you pay for the answer to those questions...[/QUOTE]

It's ok, I am already reading the small print.
Do you have insurance?

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:25 pm

Do you take Blue Cross/Blue Shield? Is this licensed by the Health Department? what's your real name?

... How do I get Chus and OS to break up?:devil:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:25 pm

Yopu're lucky I have people at all. Everywhere I call now has dozens of automated computerised options that somehow manage to bounce all around whatever I need from them at the time and yet not quite hit it. And there are no operators.

I don;t know about you, but if I'm going to be led around like I have a ring in my nose, I'd prefer it to be by a person I can yell at.

And yes, the service is free....

All persons submitting a supplication, question, or any personal information regarding genetic defects, embarrasing ailment, or any other potentially harmful or embarrassing information does so with full knowledge that everything submitted in this thread is done so under the terms of contract that allow BS Enmterprises (a subsidiary of Rip'em Off and Fleece'em INC) express rights to use any material for any purposes, legal or otherwise, that the company deems fitting.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:29 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Do you take Blue Cross/Blue Shield? Is this licensed by the Health Department? what's your real name?

... How do I get Chus and OS to break up?:devil:[/QUOTE]

No. I only take reliable insurance.

I will tell you yes, but you didn;t hear it from me, and I never heard of you if asked.

it changes as the govenrment close in on me.

this one is easy. Freeze both individual solid, take a simple ball pin hammer, and strike them soundly on the bridge of the nose. Wear shoes with good traction for leaving the scene however, as it could be embarrasing to explain to the police how you came to have parts of Chu lodged into certain parts of your anatomy....on second thought, wear dress slippers.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:29 pm

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]
... How do I get Chus and OS to break up?:devil:[/QUOTE]
Nevah gonna happen.

NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:30 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]No. I only take reliable insurance.

I will tell you yes, but you didn;t hear it from me, and I never heard of you if asked.

it changes as the govenrment close in on me.

this one is easy. Freeze both individual solid, take a simple ball pin hammer, and strike them soundly on the bridge of the nose. Wear shoes with good traction for leaving the scene however, as it could be embarrasing to explain to the police how you came to have parts of Chu lodged into certain parts of your anatomy....on second thought, wear dress slippers.[/QUOTE]

That's good, I tried this once but I went for the kneecap not the nose. thanks BS. :mischief:

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:51 pm

How do i get BS to fall in love with me?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:30 pm

How do I assassinate one Fas, who may or may not be my mother?

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:32 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]How do I assassinate one Fas, who may or may not be my mother?[/QUOTE]

Get BS to fall in love with him. They'll kill each other over the pre-nups.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:42 pm

*whacks Chu with a 2x4* I am your father damnit..well people say i am

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:42 pm

[QUOTE=CM]*whacks Chu with a 2x4* I am your father damnit..well people say i am

[/QUOTE]
They also say your his mom

:laugh:

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:43 pm

Well i must be the next evolution of man then

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:45 pm

Well i must be the next evolution of man then

*shudders*

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:46 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Well i must be the next evolution of man then

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Arent Fases Asexual??? (reproducing with themselves)

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:49 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Well i must be the next evolution of man then

[/QUOTE]
*hands Fas an award* congrats

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:37 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Well i must be the next evolution of man then

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Goodbye Meiosis. Hello agamogenesis. So, tell me, Fas, which part did you cut off to make chu?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:38 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Goodbye Meiosis. Hello agamogenesis. So, tell me, Fas, which part did you cut off to make chu?

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which part did you sever, and fuse with which part of magrus to make me? :speech: